A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
My drill fell into a partially-filled pond that I'm working on, breaking the drill bit and piercing the pond liner in the process. I'm drying out the drill and it's battery pack, and I'm draining the pond so that I can repair the puncture. Also, the shitty weather is making things difficult.
upper respiratory sick again.and politicians leaving canned, recorded messages on my phone. who the hell would pick up for that??
I have a respiratory problem too. Turns out I have an inflammation and need penicillin.
I hate having breathing problems.
The common, ongoing, everlasting bitch of changing plans.
Quote from: hykeaswell on May 28, 2011, 05:17:57 AMThe common, ongoing, everlasting bitch of changing plans. It's probably unreasonable of me to think that people should be horsewhipped for changing plans that affect me with no reason.The skin around my lips feels like it's burning, my joints ache, my muscles are very stiff and my auditory sensitivity is ridiculous today. This is annoying.
Quote from: PuppetSockPenguin on May 29, 2011, 04:22:11 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on May 28, 2011, 05:17:57 AMThe common, ongoing, everlasting bitch of changing plans. It's probably unreasonable of me to think that people should be horsewhipped for changing plans that affect me with no reason.The skin around my lips feels like it's burning, my joints ache, my muscles are very stiff and my auditory sensitivity is ridiculous today. This is annoying.Are you coming down with something?
Quote from: hykeaswell on May 28, 2011, 05:17:57 AMThe common, ongoing, everlasting bitch of changing plans. It's probably unreasonable of me to think that people should be horsewhipped for changing plans that affect me with no reason.
Quote from: odeon on May 29, 2011, 02:33:30 AMI hate having breathing problems. I hope you are better soon. How is your eye?