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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18015 on: April 26, 2011, 06:26:48 PM »
Quote from: Heinrich on April 26, 2011, 06:25:28 PM
I won't be able to stop thinking about it and the guilt will drive me mad until I unplug it lol

done now anyway :P

 Excellent!  Now you can relax and focus on postwhoring!   :viking:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18016 on: April 26, 2011, 06:28:54 PM »
was gonna go to bed and listen to music actually, but yeah maybe postwhoring is time better spent :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18017 on: April 26, 2011, 06:30:07 PM »
Quote from: Heinrich on April 26, 2011, 06:28:54 PM
was gonna go to bed and listen to music actually, but yeah maybe postwhoring is time better spent :P

 Or you could listen to music on your computer while posting, thus getting the benefits of both activities!   :orly:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18018 on: April 26, 2011, 06:58:21 PM »
Cats broke a 100year old Egyptian revival ewer my mother gave me :grrr:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18019 on: April 26, 2011, 07:33:03 PM »
Quote from: parts on April 26, 2011, 06:58:21 PM
Cats broke a 100year old Egyptian revival ewer my mother gave me :grrr:

Hmmm - sounds like the beginning of a mystery novel
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18020 on: April 26, 2011, 07:35:21 PM »
Quote from: Hubert Cumberdale on April 26, 2011, 07:33:03 PM
Quote from: parts on April 26, 2011, 06:58:21 PM
Cats broke a 100year old Egyptian revival ewer my mother gave me :grrr:

Hmmm - sounds like the beginning of a mystery novel

What is the mystery?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18021 on: April 26, 2011, 07:39:05 PM »
Could you, young chicas, please not wiggle your lovely asses in front of me.. for yeah.. youz has little a clue how this.. yeah, arouses me..

Fuck you, fuck you.. chicas..

Jesus, farting, yet holy, Mary, mother of christ.. this is not fair, I say..

 
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18022 on: April 26, 2011, 07:41:52 PM »
Quote from: lutra on April 26, 2011, 07:39:05 PM
Could you, young chicas, please not wiggle your lovely asses in front of me.. for yeah.. youz has little a clue how this.. yeah, arouses me..

Fuck you, fuck you.. chicas..

Jesus, farting, yet holy, Mary, mother of christ.. this is not fair, I say..

 

 Who and where are these chicas?  Maybe they don't even know you can see them.   :orly:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18023 on: April 26, 2011, 07:52:26 PM »
Don't know their names mostly but 'they' tend to hang out around (or work there) the supermarket I frequently visit..

What law approves of this, I wonder..

So unjust.  :M

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18024 on: April 26, 2011, 08:02:44 PM »
Quote from: lutra on April 26, 2011, 07:39:05 PM
Could you, young chicas, please not wiggle your lovely asses in front of me.. for yeah.. youz has little a clue how this.. yeah, arouses me..

Fuck you, fuck you.. chicas..

Jesus, farting, yet holy, Mary, mother of christ.. this is not fair, I say..

 
Apparently your not minding that you're not getting any at the moment, was a rather short lived event. :laugh:

Poor Lutra.  :-*
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18025 on: April 26, 2011, 08:14:17 PM »
Yeah, poor Lutra..

Luring me into temptation again. :LOL:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18026 on: April 26, 2011, 08:41:18 PM »
Had hardly any sleep last night due to more frogs near my window. Then this morning when my mum gave me a lift to the train station I realised I forgot my wallet. So my mum went and got it for me and I still got to uni on time. And now I have a headache.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18027 on: April 26, 2011, 08:42:30 PM »
I want my furry arsed friend here but she's not
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18028 on: April 27, 2011, 12:08:08 AM »
being sick, food poisoning style.
it was probably the caffeine bomb i made. not the caffeine (recipe elsewhere) but the quarter cup of cream. i think the cream was bad. the caffeine was good.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18029 on: April 27, 2011, 02:50:59 AM »
I'm still sore and limping around from my pulled muscle.
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