Just one quick bitch ...

["couldbecousin"]

Just saw a huge slug on my back porch while feeding the cat. It was like 10cm long! With black spots on it!!

 Is that usual, or is it something new?   

Well I've never seen one that big and ugly before

 Creepy!  Did the cat take any interest in it?   

The animals seem to leave the slugs and snails alone. They're repelled by their slimyness.

 That's good.  Cats are pretty fastidious too.  Is it a boy cat or a girl?   

[Charlotte Quin]

Just saw a huge slug on my back porch while feeding the cat. It was like 10cm long! With black spots on it!!

 Is that usual, or is it something new?   

Well I've never seen one that big and ugly before

 Creepy!  Did the cat take any interest in it?   

The animals seem to leave the slugs and snails alone. They're repelled by their slimyness.

 That's good.  Cats are pretty fastidious too.  Is it a boy cat or a girl?   

A boy cat, old too, he's 14 this year

["couldbecousin"]

Just saw a huge slug on my back porch while feeding the cat. It was like 10cm long! With black spots on it!!

 Is that usual, or is it something new?   

Well I've never seen one that big and ugly before

 Creepy!  Did the cat take any interest in it?   

The animals seem to leave the slugs and snails alone. They're repelled by their slimyness.

 That's good.  Cats are pretty fastidious too.  Is it a boy cat or a girl?   

A boy cat, old too, he's 14 this year

 Awww, happy birthday to him then.  I love cats, used to live with seven of them! 

[Binty]

So fucking hot 

Why can't British homes have air-con?!

[midlifeaspie]

if my cat is dead i'm gonna kill someone. i'm gonna actually gonna fucking batter someone to death and throw myseflfd off a bridge, I'm not going to prison

What's up?

[Adam]

sorry, ignore all that shit, everything is ok now. I'm just really stressed out lately

my cat is fine now

[Binty]

I broke a bucket 

[Callaway]

Stupid fucking boobs 

What's wrong with them?

They're too damn big and unproportional to the rest of my body.  My sister bought me a size 10 dress and it would fit perfectly if it wasn't for my boobs being in the way 

Well, my personal preference is shapely women. 

But if they get in the way or are so big they cause back problems, I understand the annoyance. Its like having sasquatch feet and a neandrethal body. Hard to find shoes and clothes that fit. 

Prince Albert wears a 13EEE shoe, real easy to find (uh, huh)

My daughter has small feet but she has huge bunions on both of them.  We used to get Stride Rite extra wide shoes that would accomodate the bunions, but they don't work anymore.  Croc shoes and Ugg boots still work for her, and my husband travels to India twice a year for business, so we make plaster statues of her feet and he takes those with him to India and has a cobbler make her leather shoes.  Of course, I don't know what kind of leather he uses, but it's probably not cow leather.

[midlifeaspie]

India has a very large leather industry including "a population of 194 million cattle, 70 million buffaloes, 95 million goats" employing 2 million people.

http://www.scribd.com/doc/35613042/Indian-Leather-Industry

I would have thought that was taboo, but it is almost entirely for export so I guess that makes it OK.

[Callaway]

India has a very large leather industry including "a population of 194 million cattle, 70 million buffaloes, 95 million goats" employing 2 million people.

http://www.scribd.com/doc/35613042/Indian-Leather-Industry

I would have thought that was taboo, but it is almost entirely for export so I guess that makes it OK.

I didn't know that.  Thanks for the link.

[midlifeaspie]

India has a very large leather industry including "a population of 194 million cattle, 70 million buffaloes, 95 million goats" employing 2 million people.

http://www.scribd.com/doc/35613042/Indian-Leather-Industry

I would have thought that was taboo, but it is almost entirely for export so I guess that makes it OK.

I didn't know that.  Thanks for the link.

I am filled with completely useless knowledge 

[Squidusa]

I broke a bucket 

Ur bukkit? 

[Binty]

I broke a bucket  

Ur bukkit?  

Yus, mai bloo bukkit  

[earthboundmisfit]

did thei steel ur bukkit?

[Binty]

I stud on eet