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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17685 on: April 09, 2011, 01:21:28 PM »
Neighbor disrupted my nice afternoon nap by turning on the hedge trimmer/weed whacker/chainsaw/whatever it is.  :autism:
Kill them!  >:D

But they're armed with a hedge trimmer/weed whacker/chainsaw/whatever it is!   :bigcry:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17686 on: April 09, 2011, 04:36:57 PM »
C'mon that shouldn't stop a full armour-plated weeble.


My bitch is that my computer looks different.
Ex decided to install FF 4. FFS I can do that myself, and be ready for the change.

Probably meant well and all, and making things easier for the kids. But it is my computer, not his. He should have asked.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17687 on: April 09, 2011, 04:39:27 PM »
Being a panzer weeble is  :viking:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17688 on: April 09, 2011, 04:41:01 PM »
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17689 on: April 09, 2011, 04:42:21 PM »
Being a panzer weeble is  :viking:
:indeed:

You are both right!    *armors up and wobbles over to put some fear in the neighbors*    :2thumbsup:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17690 on: April 09, 2011, 04:43:18 PM »
Being a panzer weeble is  :viking:
:indeed:

You are both right!    *armors up and wobbles over to put some fear in the neighbors*    :2thumbsup:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17691 on: April 10, 2011, 12:15:42 AM »
My internet dongle thingy just disconnected then reconnected. I could understand this if I bumped it but I was sitting still. Hope it doesn't keep doing that.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17692 on: April 10, 2011, 10:26:59 AM »
My eye itches like mad. I'm going crazy.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17693 on: April 10, 2011, 10:28:24 AM »
My eye itches like mad. I'm going crazy.

Is there anything topical that is safe to use, maybe on the skin around the eye?   :orly:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17694 on: April 10, 2011, 10:43:26 AM »
My eye itches like mad. I'm going crazy.

Is there anything topical that is safe to use, maybe on the skin around the eye?   :orly:

I'm bathing the bloody thing in a saline solution. It helps a little.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17695 on: April 10, 2011, 10:49:28 AM »
In the  :viking: old days you could buy 10% cocaine solution in every pharmacy without a prescription. Now you can't even buy it with one.  :thumbdn:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17696 on: April 10, 2011, 10:50:19 AM »
Would it help against an itchy eye?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17697 on: April 10, 2011, 10:51:28 AM »
Yes, that was kind of the point. They used it by eye surgery and as a painkiller afterwards.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17698 on: April 10, 2011, 10:53:07 AM »
Right now I'd kill to make this go away.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17699 on: April 10, 2011, 11:01:04 AM »
Yes, that was kind of the point. They used it by eye surgery and as a painkiller afterwards.

Lidocaine is still sold over the counter here, but only in oily solution.

I know that in hospitals they sometimes use it in spray-form.

Just like cocaine it sedates very local. Just skin deep, but very effective when things are itching.
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