Just one quick bitch ...

[P7PSP]

Coffee is great, I like a caffeine buzz. 

I fondly remember my early days of drinking coffee. Half a cup of instant made me     !

My mom and dad said one of my first sentences was, "Cokkee, Mommy Daddy?"  I started at a young age.  Lucky for everyone involved it helped a little with my ADHD. 

Yeah but look where you ended up. 

In Buckingham Palace and ruling over my EMPIRE on which the sun never set.

And making delicious home-cooked meals to share with one and all!   

With pastrami she robbed from me. 

I'm sure she has already shipped you a replacement package. 

That's what she said! 

[Queen Victoria]

Coffee is great, I like a caffeine buzz. 

I fondly remember my early days of drinking coffee. Half a cup of instant made me     !

My mom and dad said one of my first sentences was, "Cokkee, Mommy Daddy?"  I started at a young age.  Lucky for everyone involved it helped a little with my ADHD. 

Yeah but look where you ended up. 

In Buckingham Palace and ruling over my EMPIRE on which the sun never set.

And making delicious home-cooked meals to share with one and all!   

With pastrami she robbed from me. 

I'm sure she has already shipped you a replacement package. 

That's what she said! 

Now, where did I put Prince Albert's penis?  I had it here a minute ago.

[P7PSP]

Forget it! I'll get my own pastrami. 

[Callaway]

Coffee is great, I like a caffeine buzz. 

I fondly remember my early days of drinking coffee. Half a cup of instant made me     !

My mom and dad said one of my first sentences was, "Cokkee, Mommy Daddy?"  I started at a young age.  Lucky for everyone involved it helped a little with my ADHD. 

Yeah but look where you ended up. 

In Buckingham Palace and ruling over my EMPIRE on which the sun never set.

And making delicious home-cooked meals to share with one and all!   

With pastrami she robbed from me. 

I'm sure she has already shipped you a replacement package. 

That's what she said! 

Now, where did I put Prince Albert's penis?  I had it here a minute ago.

It's detachable?

["couldbecousin"]

Forget it! I'll get my own pastrami. 

There's nothing like your very own pastrami!   

[Queen Victoria]

Forget it! I'll get my own pastrami. 

Both the dish and the word pastrami originate from the Romanian delicacy pastramă. The Romanian term is itself etymologically rooted in the Romanian word Pastram which means "to keep" or "to preserve" a term that can be traced to before Turkish rule, another argument can be made that the word pastrami comes from the Turkish pastırma (pressed [meat]), although its use does not occur in the Turkish language until slightly later than the Romanian usage,[1] a similar but different specialty (air-dried, non-smoked cured beef). The Romanian specialty was introduced to the United States in a wave of Romanian Jewish immigration from Bessarabia and Romania in the second half of the 19th century, via the Yiddish: פּאַסטראָמע (pronounced pastróme). Early references in English used the spelling "pastrama", closer to the Romanian original. It is likely that the modified "pastrami" spelling was introduced to sound related to the Italian salami.

Who knew, it's Romanian!

[P7PSP]

Coffee is great, I like a caffeine buzz. 

I fondly remember my early days of drinking coffee. Half a cup of instant made me     !

My mom and dad said one of my first sentences was, "Cokkee, Mommy Daddy?"  I started at a young age.  Lucky for everyone involved it helped a little with my ADHD. 

Yeah but look where you ended up. 

In Buckingham Palace and ruling over my EMPIRE on which the sun never set.

And making delicious home-cooked meals to share with one and all!   

With pastrami she robbed from me. 

I'm sure she has already shipped you a replacement package. 

That's what she said! 

Now, where did I put Prince Albert's penis?  I had it here a minute ago.

It's detachable?

:lol:

[Queen Victoria]

Coffee is great, I like a caffeine buzz. 

I fondly remember my early days of drinking coffee. Half a cup of instant made me     !

My mom and dad said one of my first sentences was, "Cokkee, Mommy Daddy?"  I started at a young age.  Lucky for everyone involved it helped a little with my ADHD. 

Yeah but look where you ended up. 

In Buckingham Palace and ruling over my EMPIRE on which the sun never set.

And making delicious home-cooked meals to share with one and all!   

With pastrami she robbed from me. 

I'm sure she has already shipped you a replacement package. 

That's what she said! 

Now, where did I put Prince Albert's penis?  I had it here a minute ago.

It's detachable?

Yes.  It's quite handy for knighting gay lords.  They seem to get a kick out of it.

[odeon]

Really hungry now.

[Queen Victoria]

Really hungry now.

You're going to have to remember to bring some food to the theater.  Some cheese, a good bread, a pear or apple would be ideal.  And a thermos of coffee.

[odeon]

Really hungry now.

You're going to have to remember to bring some food to the theater.  Some cheese, a good bread, a pear or apple would be ideal.  And a thermos of coffee.

There's always coffee downstairs but since the festival isn't rolling yet there's no-one to get me food.

[Queen Victoria]

Really hungry now.

You're going to have to remember to bring some food to the theater.  Some cheese, a good bread, a pear or apple would be ideal.  And a thermos of coffee.

There's always coffee downstairs but since the festival isn't rolling yet there's no-one to get me food.

So, slip some crackers, bread, tinned meat, sturdy cheese, etc. in your laptop case and you'll have food with you.

[odeon]

Really hungry now.

You're going to have to remember to bring some food to the theater.  Some cheese, a good bread, a pear or apple would be ideal.  And a thermos of coffee.

There's always coffee downstairs but since the festival isn't rolling yet there's no-one to get me food.

So, slip some crackers, bread, tinned meat, sturdy cheese, etc. in your laptop case and you'll have food with you.

I will, tomorrow.

[Charlotte Quin]

I only just hung my washing out and it's overcast already

[Charlotte Quin]

My brother is not answering any of his phones and hasn't for the last 48 hours. How am I supposed to tell him I'm coming up??