Just one quick bitch ...

[P7PSP]

I find it so hard to get out of my own way! 

It's the voluminous skirts we Victorian ladies wear. 

   And my corsets are laced so tightly around my chubby waist that I can barely breathe! 

That's hawt!

It certainly IS hot under all these corsets! Why, I could faint right here! 

I'll catch you and strip you so you can breathe. 

[Parts]

The air conditoning went out. So we have to set in the hot ass house. I think it's like 83 degrees in there

Ours is not on

how come?

The wifey sets the standard of when it's on when she is home

["couldbecousin"]

I find it so hard to get out of my own way! 

It's the voluminous skirts we Victorian ladies wear. 

   And my corsets are laced so tightly around my chubby waist that I can barely breathe! 

That's hawt!

It certainly IS hot under all these corsets! Why, I could faint right here! 

I'll catch you and strip you so you can breathe. 

Sir, you are truly a gentleman, to come to my rescue so unselfishly! 

[P7PSP]

  I am here to help.

["couldbecousin"]

I am here to help.

I am in your debt. 

[odeon]

Migraine in the making. FUCK!

[Parts]

Work coming in too fast to handle

["couldbecousin"]

Some of these official city trash bags are cheap junk! They rip too easily! 

[Parts]

Some of these official city trash bags are cheap junk! They rip too easily! 

Did you but them from the city?   Cities tend to go with low bid

["couldbecousin"]

Some of these official city trash bags are cheap junk! They rip too easily! 

Did you but them from the city?   Cities tend to go with low bid

Yes, you buy them at the store, they are bright yellow and have a special logo on them. If you put trash out in any other kind of bag,
the sanitation workers won't pick it up. The large-sized bags are OK, the small ones are made of chiffon or something. 

[skyblue1]

damn,nothing to bitch about

[The_Chosen_One]

Some of these official city trash bags are cheap junk! They rip too easily! 

Did you but them from the city?   Cities tend to go with low bid

Yes, you buy them at the store, they are bright yellow and have a special logo on them. If you put trash out in any other kind of bag,
the sanitation workers won't pick it up. The large-sized bags are OK, the small ones are made of chiffon or something. 

Here we get wheelie bins for the garbage guys; only thing is, they have to be lined up so the prongs on the truck can hoist them.

[Phlexor]

Some of these official city trash bags are cheap junk! They rip too easily! 

Did you but them from the city?   Cities tend to go with low bid

Yes, you buy them at the store, they are bright yellow and have a special logo on them. If you put trash out in any other kind of bag,
the sanitation workers won't pick it up. The large-sized bags are OK, the small ones are made of chiffon or something. 

Here we get wheelie bins for the garbage guys; only thing is, they have to be lined up so the prongs on the truck can hoist them.

And I have teenage sons that wheel them in and out on pickup day for me 

[The_Chosen_One]

Some of these official city trash bags are cheap junk! They rip too easily! 

Did you but them from the city?   Cities tend to go with low bid

Yes, you buy them at the store, they are bright yellow and have a special logo on them. If you put trash out in any other kind of bag,
the sanitation workers won't pick it up. The large-sized bags are OK, the small ones are made of chiffon or something. 

Here we get wheelie bins for the garbage guys; only thing is, they have to be lined up so the prongs on the truck can hoist them.

And I have teenage sons that wheel them in and out on pickup day for me 

I just thought of something that could be fun - get some Great Danes or Huskies, put some reins on them and use the wheelies for chariot races.

[Phlexor]

Some of these official city trash bags are cheap junk! They rip too easily! 

Did you but them from the city?   Cities tend to go with low bid

Yes, you buy them at the store, they are bright yellow and have a special logo on them. If you put trash out in any other kind of bag,
the sanitation workers won't pick it up. The large-sized bags are OK, the small ones are made of chiffon or something. 

Here we get wheelie bins for the garbage guys; only thing is, they have to be lined up so the prongs on the truck can hoist them.

And I have teenage sons that wheel them in and out on pickup day for me 

I just thought of something that could be fun - get some Great Danes or Huskies, put some reins on them and use the wheelies for chariot races.

Yes, but you are a fan of Jackass right?