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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13605 on: July 22, 2010, 08:07:33 PM »
Oh this phone I have sucks, I have literally BRICKED the device and now having to go through all this crap just to restore it back to its factory settings, I'm so MAD, I might aswell use the yo-ho sledgehammer to smash it to pieces.

MICROSOFT is to blame for this! All their products are dodgy, all their products fail, yes microsoft, I think your a bitch about topic for today!! :grrr:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13606 on: July 23, 2010, 05:12:45 AM »
Oh this phone I have sucks, I have literally BRICKED the device and now having to go through all this crap just to restore it back to its factory settings, I'm so MAD, I might aswell use the yo-ho sledgehammer to smash it to pieces.

MICROSOFT is to blame for this! All their products are dodgy, all their products fail, yes microsoft, I think your a bitch about topic for today!! :grrr:

Microsoft is openly evil. Sony is more dodgy and so truly evil.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13607 on: July 23, 2010, 05:13:22 AM »
I can't find my ESD bracelet. Need to buy a new one.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13608 on: July 23, 2010, 06:04:37 AM »
I can't find my ESD bracelet. Need to buy a new one.

Does it have little multicolored beads on it? Tell me what it looks like and I'll look around!  :snowman:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13609 on: July 23, 2010, 07:34:29 AM »
what's ESD? is it like ESPN?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13610 on: July 23, 2010, 11:32:56 AM »
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

'People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.'
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13611 on: July 23, 2010, 11:34:49 AM »
:P it was a joke
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13612 on: July 23, 2010, 11:39:32 AM »
:P it was a joke

I know I have ESP and can read your mind :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13613 on: July 23, 2010, 11:44:55 AM »
ah but you don't get football footage.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13614 on: July 23, 2010, 12:18:31 PM »
I can't find my ESD bracelet. Need to buy a new one.

Does it have little multicolored beads on it? Tell me what it looks like and I'll look around!  :snowman:

:laugh:

I gave up and bought a new one. I needed electronics solvent anyway so I bought it and a set of miniature screwdrivers.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13615 on: July 23, 2010, 12:21:22 PM »
well what is it, ode?

i can't stand the no kissy Nuke! i'm watching the stuff when they couldn't kiss. grammas or something called appalled and the execs shit their pants. that's why for a long time Nuke couldn't kiss! they were under a mistletoe and the camera panned upwards!
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13616 on: July 23, 2010, 12:23:46 PM »
Oh, oops, sorry. It's an antistatic bracelet and meant to ground you when you are mucking about with sensitive electronic circuitry. I think ESD stands for ElectroStatic Discharge.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13617 on: July 23, 2010, 01:04:00 PM »
Oh, oops, sorry. It's an antistatic bracelet and meant to ground you when you are mucking about with sensitive electronic circuitry. I think ESD stands for ElectroStatic Discharge.

Oh, I thought it stood for Extra Strong D*ck.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13618 on: July 23, 2010, 01:23:44 PM »
That too, but no bracelet is needed in that case. :orly:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13619 on: July 23, 2010, 01:58:34 PM »
hey i want one, my presense seems to muck up electronics. i can't tell you how many things stop working simply cuz i own them!
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