A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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i could feed him his own whiskas.
Had plans to take the kids to the local farmers market and then a farm close to the house because it's beautiful outside and they love to play with the animals. The ex wanted to know if I was taking them out today and I said I didn't know. Sure enough, now that he suspects I am, he left the house pretending to go to work, and then came home an hour later. He's sneaking about eavesdropping on my conversation with the kids, and the kids conversations between themselves. He's waiting to see if I'll leave so that he can come with. He won't let me take them out by myself.
...getting the heck out of dodge before he comes back again.
Legally, I can take them anywhere in country. But all I want to do is take them to frickin farmers market 15 mins away. He saw we were still in our pj's, hung around for awhile, obviously checking up on us, and then he left again. So I'm packing up a picnic lunch and getting the heck out of dodge before he comes back again. Dodge being the farmers market.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Quote from: Celticgoddess on June 30, 2010, 09:23:08 AM...getting the heck out of dodge before he comes back again. I thought you drove a Volvo?
Quote from: Celticgoddess on June 30, 2010, 09:23:08 AMLegally, I can take them anywhere in country. But all I want to do is take them to frickin farmers market 15 mins away. He saw we were still in our pj's, hung around for awhile, obviously checking up on us, and then he left again. So I'm packing up a picnic lunch and getting the heck out of dodge before he comes back again. Dodge being the farmers market. Hope he is not luring somewhere around a corner, and that the three of you will have a great time.
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on June 30, 2010, 09:39:04 AMQuote from: Celticgoddess on June 30, 2010, 09:23:08 AM...getting the heck out of dodge before he comes back again. I thought you drove a Volvo? :lol:Quote from: hykeaswell on June 30, 2010, 09:53:40 AMQuote from: Celticgoddess on June 30, 2010, 09:23:08 AMLegally, I can take them anywhere in country. But all I want to do is take them to frickin farmers market 15 mins away. He saw we were still in our pj's, hung around for awhile, obviously checking up on us, and then he left again. So I'm packing up a picnic lunch and getting the heck out of dodge before he comes back again. Dodge being the farmers market. Hope he is not luring somewhere around a corner, and that the three of you will have a great time.That was my thought too. It's probably good the kids didn't want to leave right away. If he lurked, he would have left by now.
He needs to be made aware of how creepy that lurking about actually is.