A skeleton walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says, “I’d like a beer and a mop.”
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Quote from: parts on April 27, 2010, 05:22:18 AMQuote from: Diesel on April 27, 2010, 05:11:50 AMI seem to be doing a good job of picking up the nails my roofer missed whiile cleaning up the yard when he was finished. I picked up a nail in the tire of the wagon I use to haul firewood.........and the ATV used to tow the wagon..........and now my lawnmower. Perhaps I should drive the cars and ride the bicycle through the yard to get a nail in those tires as well. I'm waiting to get one in my foot.He didn't have one of those push magnets? Go to Home Despot and get a cheep one without wheels it's like a wand with a bar full of magnets in itHe did actually, I guess he missed a few
Quote from: Diesel on April 27, 2010, 05:11:50 AMI seem to be doing a good job of picking up the nails my roofer missed whiile cleaning up the yard when he was finished. I picked up a nail in the tire of the wagon I use to haul firewood.........and the ATV used to tow the wagon..........and now my lawnmower. Perhaps I should drive the cars and ride the bicycle through the yard to get a nail in those tires as well. I'm waiting to get one in my foot.He didn't have one of those push magnets? Go to Home Despot and get a cheep one without wheels it's like a wand with a bar full of magnets in it
I seem to be doing a good job of picking up the nails my roofer missed whiile cleaning up the yard when he was finished. I picked up a nail in the tire of the wagon I use to haul firewood.........and the ATV used to tow the wagon..........and now my lawnmower. Perhaps I should drive the cars and ride the bicycle through the yard to get a nail in those tires as well. I'm waiting to get one in my foot.
Thanks to all that coughing and throat-clearing yesterday, my voice is shot! Won't be doing much !
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 27, 2010, 07:21:25 AMThanks to all that coughing and throat-clearing yesterday, my voice is shot! Won't be doing much !Good. Needless chatter clouds the mind. Strengthening ones inner calm through silence leads to personal strength.
Quote from: RageBeoulve on April 27, 2010, 07:40:51 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on April 27, 2010, 07:21:25 AMThanks to all that coughing and throat-clearing yesterday, my voice is shot! Won't be doing much !Good. Needless chatter clouds the mind. Strengthening ones inner calm through silence leads to personal strength. But I wanna !
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 27, 2010, 07:55:30 AMQuote from: RageBeoulve on April 27, 2010, 07:40:51 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on April 27, 2010, 07:21:25 AMThanks to all that coughing and throat-clearing yesterday, my voice is shot! Won't be doing much !Good. Needless chatter clouds the mind. Strengthening ones inner calm through silence leads to personal strength. But I wanna ! I can unbore you with magic tricks. Or show you some cooking recipes I know for wild game. Or I could let you watch me work out in tight clothing.
These tangles in my hair are a bitch to loosen up!
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 28, 2010, 05:44:34 AMThese tangles in my hair are a bitch to loosen up! My hair starts to form thick, matted dreadlocks if I neglect it.
Know that the shit is going to hit the fan.
Quote from: Peter on April 28, 2010, 06:51:23 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on April 28, 2010, 05:44:34 AMThese tangles in my hair are a bitch to loosen up! My hair starts to form thick, matted dreadlocks if I neglect it.Mine too, especially since my daytime style is a bun that I form by twisting the hair.