Just one quick bitch ...

[Parts]

I seem to be doing a good job of picking up the nails my roofer missed whiile cleaning up the yard when he was finished. I picked up a nail in the tire of the wagon I use to haul firewood.........and the ATV used to tow the wagon..........and now my lawnmower.

Perhaps I should drive the cars and ride the bicycle through the yard to get a nail in those tires as well.
 
I'm waiting to get one in my foot.

He didn't have one of those push magnets?  Go to Home Despot and get a cheep one without wheels it's like a wand with a bar full of magnets in it

He did actually, I guess he missed a few

I use one on my drive all the time because I bring nails and stuff home from work all the time.  Had three screws in the last couple weeks in the truck

["couldbecousin"]

I seem to be doing a good job of picking up the nails my roofer missed whiile cleaning up the yard when he was finished. I picked up a nail in the tire of the wagon I use to haul firewood.........and the ATV used to tow the wagon..........and now my lawnmower.

Perhaps I should drive the cars and ride the bicycle through the yard to get a nail in those tires as well.
 
I'm waiting to get one in my foot.

He didn't have one of those push magnets?  Go to Home Despot and get a cheep one without wheels it's like a wand with a bar full of magnets in it

I'm getting all sorts of evil ideas now. If I owned one of those, I could really raise some hell with it! 

["couldbecousin"]

singing at 3:30 in the morning.

["couldbecousin"]

Thanks to all that coughing and throat-clearing yesterday, my voice is shot! Won't be doing much !

[RageBeoulve]

Thanks to all that coughing and throat-clearing yesterday, my voice is shot! Won't be doing much !

Good. Needless chatter clouds the mind. Strengthening ones inner calm through silence leads to personal strength.

["couldbecousin"]

Thanks to all that coughing and throat-clearing yesterday, my voice is shot! Won't be doing much !

Good. Needless chatter clouds the mind. Strengthening ones inner calm through silence leads to personal strength.

But I wanna !


 

[RageBeoulve]

Thanks to all that coughing and throat-clearing yesterday, my voice is shot! Won't be doing much !

Good. Needless chatter clouds the mind. Strengthening ones inner calm through silence leads to personal strength.

But I wanna !


 

I can unbore you with magic tricks. Or show you some cooking recipes I know for wild game. Or I could let you watch me work out in tight clothing.

["couldbecousin"]

Thanks to all that coughing and throat-clearing yesterday, my voice is shot! Won't be doing much !

Good. Needless chatter clouds the mind. Strengthening ones inner calm through silence leads to personal strength.

But I wanna !


 

I can unbore you with magic tricks. Or show you some cooking recipes I know for wild game. Or I could let you watch me work out in tight clothing.

Magic tricks might be cool. Cooking wild game would be AWESOME! Then you could watch me work out in tight clothing and laugh till you puked!

["couldbecousin"]

These tangles in my hair are a bitch to loosen up!

[Parts]

As soon as I get used to someone at one distributor they are fired or quit.  Must really suck to work for the guy

[Peter]

These tangles in my hair are a bitch to loosen up!

My hair starts to form thick, matted dreadlocks if I neglect it.

["couldbecousin"]

These tangles in my hair are a bitch to loosen up!

My hair starts to form thick, matted dreadlocks if I neglect it.

Mine too, especially since my daytime style is a bun that I form by twisting the hair.

[Eclair]

Know that the shit is going to hit the fan.

[Phlexor]

Know that the shit is going to hit the fan.

I hear ya! Same thing around here.

["couldbecousin"]

These tangles in my hair are a bitch to loosen up!

My hair starts to form thick, matted dreadlocks if I neglect it.

Mine too, especially since my daytime style is a bun that I form by twisting the hair.

Right now my hair is half matted, half straight, some in a bun, some loose...I look like a crackhead Rapunzel!