Just one quick bitch ...

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My fingers are not made for texting

["couldbecousin"]

My fingers are not made for texting

My PATIENCE is not made for texting!

[Parts]

My fingers are not made for texting

My PATIENCE is not made for texting!

Neither is mine or my spelling

["couldbecousin"]

My fingers are not made for texting

My PATIENCE is not made for texting!

Neither is mine or my spelling

But posting is great fun!

[Parts]

My fingers are not made for texting

My PATIENCE is not made for texting!

Neither is mine or my spelling

But posting is great fun!

Full sized key board,spell check and time to think

["couldbecousin"]

My fingers are not made for texting

My PATIENCE is not made for texting!

Neither is mine or my spelling

But posting is great fun!

Full sized key board,spell check and time to think

And other posts to inspire me!

[Blasted]

Ingers and eyes hurt still not sleepy.

["couldbecousin"]

I seem to be developing an upper respiratory infection, dammit...

[RageBeoulve]

I seem to be developing an upper respiratory infection, dammit...

Tea with honey and peppermint in it. And take ibuprofen and drink lots of water.

The peppermint will open your sinuses, the honey is a natural antibiotic, and you need to hydrate when sick. The ibuprofen will help with the achyness. Get lots of rest and call me in da monin. 

["couldbecousin"]

I seem to be developing an upper respiratory infection, dammit...

Tea with honey and peppermint in it. And take ibuprofen and drink lots of water.

The peppermint will open your sinuses, the honey is a natural antibiotic, and you need to hydrate when sick. The ibuprofen will help with the achyness. Get lots of rest and call me in da monin. 

Thank you, Dr. Beoulve!

It just occured to me that "Beoulve" sounds like "Beowulf." Am I on the right track? Is that who the character was named after?

["couldbecousin"]

Now I'm congested and I can't find the Breathe Right strips.

[ScrapSheep]

My fingers were designed by my creator.

[Diesel]

I seem to be doing a good job of picking up the nails my roofer missed whiile cleaning up the yard when he was finished. I picked up a nail in the tire of the wagon I use to haul firewood.........and the ATV used to tow the wagon..........and now my lawnmower.

Perhaps I should drive the cars and ride the bicycle through the yard to get a nail in those tires as well.
 
I'm waiting to get one in my foot.

[Parts]

I seem to be doing a good job of picking up the nails my roofer missed whiile cleaning up the yard when he was finished. I picked up a nail in the tire of the wagon I use to haul firewood.........and the ATV used to tow the wagon..........and now my lawnmower.

Perhaps I should drive the cars and ride the bicycle through the yard to get a nail in those tires as well.
 
I'm waiting to get one in my foot.

He didn't have one of those push magnets?  Go to Home Despot and get a cheep one without wheels it's like a wand with a bar full of magnets in it

[Diesel]

I seem to be doing a good job of picking up the nails my roofer missed whiile cleaning up the yard when he was finished. I picked up a nail in the tire of the wagon I use to haul firewood.........and the ATV used to tow the wagon..........and now my lawnmower.

Perhaps I should drive the cars and ride the bicycle through the yard to get a nail in those tires as well.
 
I'm waiting to get one in my foot.

He didn't have one of those push magnets?  Go to Home Despot and get a cheep one without wheels it's like a wand with a bar full of magnets in it

He did actually, I guess he missed a few