A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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FUCK ME...Now the noisy neighbours are starting....it's 10pm here.NOT a good night to do this....it may turn out ugly. And if I hear that loud mouth fucking guy one more time, I'm seriously going to want to go over there and smack in his fucking loud mouth. Not that I would ever hit anyone of course, but that doesn't mean the desire is still very strong.....
Quote from: Eclair on March 30, 2010, 06:11:31 AMFUCK ME...Now the noisy neighbours are starting....it's 10pm here.NOT a good night to do this....it may turn out ugly. And if I hear that loud mouth fucking guy one more time, I'm seriously going to want to go over there and smack in his fucking loud mouth. Not that I would ever hit anyone of course, but that doesn't mean the desire is still very strong..... Do you call the police on them?
Quote from: Phlexor on March 30, 2010, 06:18:54 AMQuote from: Eclair on March 30, 2010, 06:11:31 AMFUCK ME...Now the noisy neighbours are starting....it's 10pm here.NOT a good night to do this....it may turn out ugly. And if I hear that loud mouth fucking guy one more time, I'm seriously going to want to go over there and smack in his fucking loud mouth. Not that I would ever hit anyone of course, but that doesn't mean the desire is still very strong..... Do you call the police on them?No, I've never done that. I'd prefer the 'hey Dude, just a bit noisy there, you mightn't realise', approach. Just keep it light and not too threatening.
scumbag child-killing vermin getting "life sentences" of 28 years. how is that a life sentence? god it pissses me off every time
Quote from: Quasimodo. on March 30, 2010, 06:36:27 AMscumbag child-killing vermin getting "life sentences" of 28 years. how is that a life sentence? god it pissses me off every timeThankfully child killers aren't treated that well by the other prisoners in jail.
Quote from: odeon on March 29, 2010, 04:21:30 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on March 28, 2010, 04:28:02 PMQuote from: odeon on March 28, 2010, 03:30:24 PMMy jaw hurts. I managed to do something to it while taking a bite. Now it feels like it's dislocated. Ow, I've done something like that...do you have TMJ?TMJ? What's that?Still hurts. It calms down after a few hours but every time I eat something, it comes back and after a while it feels like an earache. I may have to see a doc if this doesn't get better soon.I've just been so fabulously lucky lately.Try to avoid chewing for awhile, soup, crap like that. Hurts like hell, I know, with me the more I can "rest" the sooner it has a chance of going away.
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 28, 2010, 04:28:02 PMQuote from: odeon on March 28, 2010, 03:30:24 PMMy jaw hurts. I managed to do something to it while taking a bite. Now it feels like it's dislocated. Ow, I've done something like that...do you have TMJ?TMJ? What's that?Still hurts. It calms down after a few hours but every time I eat something, it comes back and after a while it feels like an earache. I may have to see a doc if this doesn't get better soon.I've just been so fabulously lucky lately.
Quote from: odeon on March 28, 2010, 03:30:24 PMMy jaw hurts. I managed to do something to it while taking a bite. Now it feels like it's dislocated. Ow, I've done something like that...do you have TMJ?
My jaw hurts. I managed to do something to it while taking a bite. Now it feels like it's dislocated.
Quote from: Phlexor on March 30, 2010, 07:06:43 AMQuote from: Quasimodo. on March 30, 2010, 06:36:27 AMscumbag child-killing vermin getting "life sentences" of 28 years. how is that a life sentence? god it pissses me off every timeThankfully child killers aren't treated that well by the other prisoners in jail.they usually dont get their just reward ,till they are in prison
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