A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: couldbecousin on March 09, 2010, 08:39:38 PMQuote from: renaeden on March 09, 2010, 07:12:08 PMHayfever sucksAnd antihistamines can knock you right out! Claritin and Zyrtec are less sedating than Benadryl and some of the other antihistamines.
Quote from: renaeden on March 09, 2010, 07:12:08 PMHayfever sucksAnd antihistamines can knock you right out!
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Fuck doing dishes, plus my lower back hurts. Why does using the dish washer scare me?
Quote from: Phlexor on March 11, 2010, 10:18:42 PMFuck doing dishes, plus my lower back hurts. Why does using the dish washer scare me?Has it ever broken any of the dishes?
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 11, 2010, 10:20:59 PMQuote from: Phlexor on March 11, 2010, 10:18:42 PMFuck doing dishes, plus my lower back hurts. Why does using the dish washer scare me?Has it ever broken any of the dishes?Nah, it's less than a year old and it's a top of the line Bosch. I'm just a big pussy about it.
Quote from: Phlexor on March 11, 2010, 10:18:42 PMFuck doing dishes, plus my lower back hurts. Why does using the dish washer scare me?Does it write you threatening messages on your dishes?
Quote from: parts on March 11, 2010, 10:25:26 PMQuote from: Phlexor on March 11, 2010, 10:18:42 PMFuck doing dishes, plus my lower back hurts. Why does using the dish washer scare me?Does it write you threatening messages on your dishes? No, just phone calls. It keeps telling me it knows where I live
Quote from: Phlexor on March 11, 2010, 10:29:15 PMQuote from: parts on March 11, 2010, 10:25:26 PMQuote from: Phlexor on March 11, 2010, 10:18:42 PMFuck doing dishes, plus my lower back hurts. Why does using the dish washer scare me?Does it write you threatening messages on your dishes? No, just phone calls. It keeps telling me it knows where I live Time to confiscate its phone then!
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 11, 2010, 10:39:45 PMQuote from: Phlexor on March 11, 2010, 10:29:15 PMQuote from: parts on March 11, 2010, 10:25:26 PMQuote from: Phlexor on March 11, 2010, 10:18:42 PMFuck doing dishes, plus my lower back hurts. Why does using the dish washer scare me?Does it write you threatening messages on your dishes? No, just phone calls. It keeps telling me it knows where I live Time to confiscate its phone then! I lost my mobile phone ages ago. I the dishwasher is hiding it somewhere.