Just one quick bitch ...

[Callaway]

My quick bitch is that my ankle hurts and it's time for more Percocet.

[Parts]

Fell in the snow at work like eight times today once hitting my face in it   The guy working with me in the same spots didn't fall once

[ZEGH8578]

im almost 30, and my mother still believes i am heading for a nice job, a nice wife, lots of nice friends and nice things.
i know why she believes it, shes nice and all... but sometimes i wish they could just be realistic about stuff.
forcefully tidying my room, against my will, will do nothing to improve my quality of life. nothing.

I agree about the last part but I don't think you should give up all hope about getting a job or a wife

pff, im not _going to_ end up allone, i HAVE ended up allone.
its just a matter of acceptance.
the last relationship i had, that was not a hopeless idiotic online thing was when i was 7, and i got to kiss this neighbor chick. of course i was all aspie and nonchalant about it.

point is, im not going out with people, im not going to school with lots of people. im not surrounded by people at all. i need _years_ to get to know someone, and that is one very simple blockage against EVER having a real relationship: all chicks, all of them, will need to know if the guy they know is going to be a lover OR a friend within a much much shorter time, preferably just days or at longest weeks.
know ANY girl for longer than months, and youll only be a friend.

i dont even have any female friends, hell i barely got friends at all.
its just a matter of acceptance.
sure ill probably get laid a few more times before i finally grow old and die, but once your 30 (and aspie) and still single, you pretty much HAVE _ended_ up allone.

there's also the odds-game:
in my total 28 years of life, ive met: 2 chicks who's personality was truly desireable to me. 1 of them showed an interest back, and she just broke up all contact for no reason.
so... by those maths, ill meet my next interesting chick when im 45, and one who likes me back when im 60.

[odeon]

My hip hurts.

[Phlexor]

Just a pre-emptive bitch. We're just about to take all 5 kids to get Santa photos.

['andersom']

Mosquitoes.

It's freezing outside, there's a good layer of snow. Why are those bitches still in my house, sucking our ankles till they itch.

[renaeden]

im almost 30, and my mother still believes i am heading for a nice job, a nice wife, lots of nice friends and nice things.
i know why she believes it, shes nice and all... but sometimes i wish they could just be realistic about stuff.
forcefully tidying my room, against my will, will do nothing to improve my quality of life. nothing.

I agree about the last part but I don't think you should give up all hope about getting a job or a wife

pff, im not _going to_ end up allone, i HAVE ended up allone.
its just a matter of acceptance.
the last relationship i had, that was not a hopeless idiotic online thing was when i was 7, and i got to kiss this neighbor chick. of course i was all aspie and nonchalant about it.

point is, im not going out with people, im not going to school with lots of people. im not surrounded by people at all. i need _years_ to get to know someone, and that is one very simple blockage against EVER having a real relationship: all chicks, all of them, will need to know if the guy they know is going to be a lover OR a friend within a much much shorter time, preferably just days or at longest weeks.
know ANY girl for longer than months, and youll only be a friend.

i dont even have any female friends, hell i barely got friends at all.
its just a matter of acceptance.
sure ill probably get laid a few more times before i finally grow old and die, but once your 30 (and aspie) and still single, you pretty much HAVE _ended_ up allone.

there's also the odds-game:
in my total 28 years of life, ive met: 2 chicks who's personality was truly desireable to me. 1 of them showed an interest back, and she just broke up all contact for no reason.
so... by those maths, ill meet my next interesting chick when im 45, and one who likes me back when im 60.

This is worth a thread all of its own. I wish I could give you advice but I think advice from an asexual would be irrelevant. I stopped looking completely when I found GA.

Just a pre-emptive bitch. We're just about to take all 5 kids to get Santa photos.

I think this is a very good pre-emptive bitch and I am glad I am not you!

My bitch: Three nights in a row of hardly any sleep.

[earthboundmisfit]

I'm so hip it hurts.

fixed

[Leto729]

Less than an hour left for bidding for Dune Encyclopedia this is taking to long.

[SleepyDragon]

Just a pre-emptive bitch. We're just about to take all 5 kids to get Santa photos.

I've only got the two kids, and could never make either of them pose for a Santa photo. In fact, they hate posing for pictures, period. After a few painful experiences when they were still little, we gave up on the idea of family portraiture altogether, and have probably saved ourselves a few dollars in so doing. Sympathies, hope it's over and done quickly, and hope also that you haven't got anything else planned for today. Santa photo is enough all by itself!

Oh, and I have nothing to bitch about yet, but the day is still young.

P.S. Hug to Callaway.

[Callaway]

im almost 30, and my mother still believes i am heading for a nice job, a nice wife, lots of nice friends and nice things.
i know why she believes it, shes nice and all... but sometimes i wish they could just be realistic about stuff.
forcefully tidying my room, against my will, will do nothing to improve my quality of life. nothing.

I agree about the last part but I don't think you should give up all hope about getting a job or a wife

pff, im not _going to_ end up allone, i HAVE ended up allone.
its just a matter of acceptance.
the last relationship i had, that was not a hopeless idiotic online thing was when i was 7, and i got to kiss this neighbor chick. of course i was all aspie and nonchalant about it.

point is, im not going out with people, im not going to school with lots of people. im not surrounded by people at all. i need _years_ to get to know someone, and that is one very simple blockage against EVER having a real relationship: all chicks, all of them, will need to know if the guy they know is going to be a lover OR a friend within a much much shorter time, preferably just days or at longest weeks.
know ANY girl for longer than months, and youll only be a friend.

i dont even have any female friends, hell i barely got friends at all.
its just a matter of acceptance.
sure ill probably get laid a few more times before i finally grow old and die, but once your 30 (and aspie) and still single, you pretty much HAVE _ended_ up allone.

there's also the odds-game:
in my total 28 years of life, ive met: 2 chicks who's personality was truly desireable to me. 1 of them showed an interest back, and she just broke up all contact for no reason.
so... by those maths, ill meet my next interesting chick when im 45, and one who likes me back when im 60.

I would not be so sure about that.

My husband and I were friends before we were lovers and married and that has worked out very well for us.

I think friendship is a much better basis for a serious relationship than just sexual attraction, although we have that as well.

[Phlexor]

Just a pre-emptive bitch. We're just about to take all 5 kids to get Santa photos.

I've only got the two kids, and could never make either of them pose for a Santa photo. In fact, they hate posing for pictures, period. After a few painful experiences when they were still little, we gave up on the idea of family portraiture altogether, and have probably saved ourselves a few dollars in so doing. Sympathies, hope it's over and done quickly, and hope also that you haven't got anything else planned for today. Santa photo is enough all by itself!

Well I'm surprised, it went quite well actually, no crying or screaming, not even the kids.

[Callaway]

That's great, Phlexor.  When my daughter was your daughter's age, she would have nothing whatsoever to do with the male stranger with the fake beard in the red suit. 

[Phlexor]

That's great, Phlexor.  When my daughter was your daughter's age, she would have nothing whatsoever to do with the male stranger with the fake beard in the red suit. 

Her first xmas, she was okay, to young to know what's going on. It's always the second xmas that they are usually scared. This year she is Santa aware, so santa is cool.

[SleepyDragon]

Well I'm surprised, it well quite well actually, no crying or screaming, not even the kids.

:lol: