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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11025 on: December 19, 2009, 02:22:58 PM »
my mother and brother has conspired to come to my flat after x-mas and tidy up. i told them i wont open the door if they do. fuck that.
mongoloids and bed-wetters needs their parents to come over and tidy up. if i wade around in laudry and shit, its because:

i dont care

"but girls will be totally disgusted when you invite them over"

do they even KNOW me!?

i even told her right out: "i have NO friends. why the fuck should i care!?"
today she asked me if i had party-plans.
im almost 30, and my mother still believes i am heading for a nice job, a nice wife, lots of nice friends and nice things.
i know why she believes it, shes nice and all... but sometimes i wish they could just be realistic about stuff.
forcefully tidying my room, against my will, will do nothing to improve my quality of life. nothing.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11026 on: December 19, 2009, 02:25:49 PM »
im almost 30, and my mother still believes i am heading for a nice job, a nice wife, lots of nice friends and nice things.
i know why she believes it, shes nice and all... but sometimes i wish they could just be realistic about stuff.
forcefully tidying my room, against my will, will do nothing to improve my quality of life. nothing.

I agree about the last part but I don't think you should give up all hope about getting a job or a wife :P

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11027 on: December 19, 2009, 04:41:04 PM »
my mother and brother has conspired to come to my flat after x-mas and tidy up. i told them i wont open the door if they do. fuck that.
mongoloids and bed-wetters needs their parents to come over and tidy up. if i wade around in laudry and shit, its because:

i dont care

"but girls will be totally disgusted when you invite them over"

do they even KNOW me!?

i even told her right out: "i have NO friends. why the fuck should i care!?"
today she asked me if i had party-plans.
im almost 30, and my mother still believes i am heading for a nice job, a nice wife, lots of nice friends and nice things.
i know why she believes it, shes nice and all... but sometimes i wish they could just be realistic about stuff.
forcefully tidying my room, against my will, will do nothing to improve my quality of life. nothing.

There are plenty of other reasons to keep your place clean.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11028 on: December 19, 2009, 09:58:11 PM »
my mother and brother has conspired to come to my flat after x-mas and tidy up. i told them i wont open the door if they do. fuck that.
mongoloids and bed-wetters needs their parents to come over and tidy up. if i wade around in laudry and shit, its because:

i dont care

"but girls will be totally disgusted when you invite them over"

do they even KNOW me!?

i even told her right out: "i have NO friends. why the fuck should i care!?"
today she asked me if i had party-plans.
im almost 30, and my mother still believes i am heading for a nice job, a nice wife, lots of nice friends and nice things.
i know why she believes it, shes nice and all... but sometimes i wish they could just be realistic about stuff.
forcefully tidying my room, against my will, will do nothing to improve my quality of life. nothing.

There are plenty of other reasons to keep your place clean.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11029 on: December 20, 2009, 04:33:58 PM »
I'm bored.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11030 on: December 20, 2009, 06:40:16 PM »
Sleep.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11031 on: December 20, 2009, 06:54:26 PM »
Too much spam to find real posts
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11032 on: December 20, 2009, 07:18:52 PM »
Too much spam to find real posts
:agreed:

Came here after two days of not functioning well enough to be here. Actually looked forward. So looked hard to find some posts, but don't know if I will make the same effort tomorrow. Taking so much time, and not brining any fun.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11033 on: December 20, 2009, 07:23:43 PM »
Too much spam to find real posts
:agreed:

Came here after two days of not functioning well enough to be here. Actually looked forward. So looked hard to find some posts, but don't know if I will make the same effort tomorrow. Taking so much time, and not brining any fun.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11034 on: December 20, 2009, 10:03:08 PM »
Nothing good to snack on. Mom hid all the Christmas food away.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11035 on: December 21, 2009, 01:44:59 AM »
What's wrong with some people? :grrr:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11036 on: December 21, 2009, 03:31:43 AM »
What's wrong with some people? :grrr:

Perhaps they believe they are the center of the universe and have little consideration for other people.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11037 on: December 21, 2009, 03:40:00 AM »
Too much spam to find real posts
:agreed:

Came here after two days of not functioning well enough to be here. Actually looked forward. So looked hard to find some posts, but don't know if I will make the same effort tomorrow. Taking so much time, and not brining any fun.
Noticed you weren't here. Your posts are always good value.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11038 on: December 21, 2009, 11:02:39 AM »
Mum caught our dog standing on the ice in the middle of the pond in our garden this morning.  It's a deep pond with steep sides, and the ice would form a rim around the banks that would prevent her from escaping, so she'd probably have drowned if she'd fallen through, and it was just by chance that mum went outside and saw her.  The surface isn't completely frozen; there's an artificial waterfall that's keeping it partly open, so it would have been very easy for her to fall through by venturing too close to the waterfall.

We're not letting her into the garden alone at the moment until the ice melts or I build a fence around the pond.  I tried breaking it up, but it was too thick to do it without running the risk of injuring the fish and damaging the plants.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11039 on: December 21, 2009, 02:45:29 PM »
That sounds like a good idea to keep her away from the pond for now, Peter.