Just one quick bitch ...

[El]

My neighbours are bizarre. Today the guy across the street intercepted me and told me that people were worried about me, because it was cold out and I never wore a coat. He had all these plans to get me a coat if I couldn't afford one. He seemed kind of jumpy and not quite all there. It's only been below freezing for maybe two or three nights this past winter, and that was months ago, and I rarely go out at night anyway.

I don't get it.

NT behaviour - they act like if they cared, because that's what "expected" from them.

Wrong.  He lusts after Pyraxis and wanted a way to break the ice.  Male behavior- he's acting like he cares because he wants to make sweet sweet love to her.

(Honestly, that's the most likely thing that makes any sense whatsoever.)

[TheoK]

Pyraxis isn't sexy enough for that. 

[El]

Pyraxis isn't sexy enough for that. 

You're mad because you know I'm right.

[TheoK]

Wench...

[El]

Wench...

You're even madder because you know I'm right about you being mad because you know I'm right.

[TheoK]

 

[Pyraxis]

Wrong.  He lusts after Pyraxis and wanted a way to break the ice.  Male behavior- he's acting like he cares because he wants to make sweet sweet love to her.

(Honestly, that's the most likely thing that makes any sense whatsoever.)

Well, he was trying to find out if I was married, and then telling me that I needed to hook up with somebody local because it was supposedly a bad neighbourhood and there were drug dealers and prostitutes and gang members around, oh my.

(Both the neighbours on either side of me are middle-class white couples with toddlers.)

I was hoping that wasn't what it was about though. People are idiots.

[El]

Wrong.  He lusts after Pyraxis and wanted a way to break the ice.  Male behavior- he's acting like he cares because he wants to make sweet sweet love to her.

(Honestly, that's the most likely thing that makes any sense whatsoever.)

Well, he was trying to find out if I was married, and then telling me that I needed to hook up with somebody local because it was supposedly a bad neighbourhood and there were drug dealers and prostitutes and gang members around, oh my.

(Both the neighbours on either side of me are middle-class white couples with toddlers.)

I was hoping that wasn't what it was about though. Men are predictable idiots.

Fixed.

[Alex179]

Wrong.  He lusts after Pyraxis and wanted a way to break the ice.  Male behavior- he's acting like he cares because he wants to make sweet sweet love to her.

(Honestly, that's the most likely thing that makes any sense whatsoever.)

Well, he was trying to find out if I was married, and then telling me that I needed to hook up with somebody local because it was supposedly a bad neighbourhood and there were drug dealers and prostitutes and gang members around, oh my.

(Both the neighbours on either side of me are middle-class white couples with toddlers.)

I was hoping that wasn't what it was about though. People are idiots.

Haha that guy totally wants to bang you.

[Callaway]

My neighbours are bizarre. Today the guy across the street intercepted me and told me that people were worried about me, because it was cold out and I never wore a coat. He had all these plans to get me a coat if I couldn't afford one. He seemed kind of jumpy and not quite all there. It's only been below freezing for maybe two or three nights this past winter, and that was months ago, and I rarely go out at night anyway.

I don't get it.

It's kind of sweet in a weird way that he wanted to get you a coat if you couldn't afford one.

I wonder why he would think you couldn't afford a coat?

[Pyraxis]

I wonder why he would think you couldn't afford a coat?

I haven't a clue, because I've told people where I work, and I've had three different expensive rental cars parked in my driveway at various times.

Might it not be possible he's bullshitting? 

[Callaway]

I wonder why he would think you couldn't afford a coat?

I haven't a clue, because I've told people where I work, and I've had three different expensive rental cars parked in my driveway at various times.

Might it not be possible he's bullshitting? 

I was wondering if you were dressed like a beggar.

 

[Pyraxis]

  I don't think so, I've been dressing in my best attempt at business casual. And granted, I don't have the world's best fashion sense, but I don't think I'm that bad.

[Alex179]

You are at 7331 posts now Pyraxis.   That is 1337 backwards.

[El]

I wonder why he would think you couldn't afford a coat?

I haven't a clue, because I've told people where I work, and I've had three different expensive rental cars parked in my driveway at various times.

Might it not be possible he's bullshitting? 

I was wondering if you were dressed like a beggar.

 

Nope, just dressed in a way that turned him on.