A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: PMS Elle on November 26, 2008, 08:49:23 PMIn closing, I would really like to be able to be emotionally close to other people without it getting FUCKED UP EACH AND EVERY TIME. Thank you.Stop washing, start picking your nose and scratching your crotch in public and buy your clothes from a charity shop? I'm pretty sure that would cut down on the number of guy-friends who hit on you. Of course, it might also cut down on the number of guy-friends, and friends in general.
In closing, I would really like to be able to be emotionally close to other people without it getting FUCKED UP EACH AND EVERY TIME. Thank you.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
Quote from: PMS Elle on November 26, 2008, 09:13:05 PMQuote from: PARTS on November 26, 2008, 09:11:59 PMDry itchy eyesThink of something really depressing so you'll cry and your eyes will feel better.Dry itchy eyes also... and I'm already depressed. I hardly ever cry.
Quote from: PARTS on November 26, 2008, 09:11:59 PMDry itchy eyesThink of something really depressing so you'll cry and your eyes will feel better.
Dry itchy eyes
My tears come out as smoke and ash. Doesn't help.
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
Quote from: Nocturnalist! on November 26, 2008, 11:49:56 PMQuote from: PMS Elle on November 26, 2008, 09:13:05 PMQuote from: PARTS on November 26, 2008, 09:11:59 PMDry itchy eyesThink of something really depressing so you'll cry and your eyes will feel better.Dry itchy eyes also... and I'm already depressed. I hardly ever cry.i can't cry really, either. i swear that's the reason for my depression.
Fucking migraine/eye thing.
all my music was on the computer that died...
Quote from: Fionæ on November 26, 2008, 08:34:25 PMQuote from: PMS Elle on November 26, 2008, 08:28:50 PMGOD FUCKING DAMN IT I'M NOT EVEN FLATTERED ANY MORE CAN MY MALE FRIENDS PLEASE STOP PROPOSITIONING ME WHEN YOU KNOW I'M GOING TO SAY NO BECAUSE THIS IS GETTING FUCKING RETARDED THANK YOUTell us more. Or even make a new thread and link me to it. Not worthy of a new thread, really. Just that -I had to shoot down one of my single male friends this summer-another is apparently trying to get up the guts to ask me out but keeps chickening out (but I see him once a week so it's a constant threat- don't want to date him)-a third guy I've been talking to from a dating site I've been delaying saying "I only want to be friends" because it's actually not a line and I knew I'd run the risk of never talking to him again, which would/could/will suck (dunno his response yet), but because of a conversation he and I had yesterday I kinda knew I'd have to set that limit today; for all I know he feels the same way I do but I rather doubt it given context and general boy-patterns especially those of the guys in my life lately and all I can hope is he takes it well-a guy I've been friends with a long time and who is in a committed relationship with someone else and who I've been pretty sure had kind of a crush on me that I chose to ignore pretty much all but directly asked me to sleep with him a couple of hours ago, so now I feel completely weird talking to him at all because I don't want to encourage him to be thinking about anyone but his fiancee, and I really fucking resent that because I used to like talking to him before he started talking like that and now I feel like it's kind of dicey to even have a conversation with him anymore about anything...so the last one made me want to snap, but at least put the second-to-last one in perspective for me, because nothing that can happen with the second-to-last one can be as fucked up as what happened with the last one. (Of course I curse myself by saying this.)In closing, I would really like to be able to be emotionally close to other people without it getting FUCKED UP EACH AND EVERY TIME. Thank you.
Quote from: PMS Elle on November 26, 2008, 08:28:50 PMGOD FUCKING DAMN IT I'M NOT EVEN FLATTERED ANY MORE CAN MY MALE FRIENDS PLEASE STOP PROPOSITIONING ME WHEN YOU KNOW I'M GOING TO SAY NO BECAUSE THIS IS GETTING FUCKING RETARDED THANK YOUTell us more. Or even make a new thread and link me to it.
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I'M NOT EVEN FLATTERED ANY MORE CAN MY MALE FRIENDS PLEASE STOP PROPOSITIONING ME WHEN YOU KNOW I'M GOING TO SAY NO BECAUSE THIS IS GETTING FUCKING RETARDED THANK YOU
You just need regular practice and you'll be crying like a pro. Works for me anyway.
Quote from: odeon on November 27, 2008, 03:07:29 PMFucking migraine/eye thing. Do the migraines cause your eye thing?