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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6150 on: June 30, 2008, 05:06:55 PM »
My fucking father is insane :grrr:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6151 on: July 01, 2008, 04:03:54 PM »
Why?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6152 on: July 01, 2008, 06:12:14 PM »
Why?

It's a long story the short of it he likes to call and sound and act like he is dieing o that someone else did just to get you to call him. There are so many things it could be a Springer show but this was the one he used yesterday and many times before
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6153 on: July 01, 2008, 07:12:41 PM »
Why?

It's a long story the short of it he likes to call and sound and act like he is dieing o that someone else did just to get you to call him. There are so many things it could be a Springer show but this was the one he used yesterday and many times before

Acck, I had in-laws like that. They've been on death's doorstop for 10 years now. I could write a damn book.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6154 on: July 01, 2008, 08:59:34 PM »
Last year I go a message on my machine from him,   "... please call you father ther has been a death in the family" in very somber tones it was his fucking cat.   What did he want he to come and get it so I could bury it he stores it in his freezer for a month before I went up to see him for something else as he lives over an hour away.  An other time he called up and left a message "I don't think I'll make it to the hospital" the he knocked some stuff over and dropped the phone.   What did he want. When I called as I was getting ready to drive there he talked about his cat and the ducks in the pond by his condo then he asked for money ::)
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6155 on: July 01, 2008, 09:04:50 PM »
Fuck that shit. Next time let him "die" to break the pattern. If he's capable of calling you, he's capable of calling 911.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6156 on: July 01, 2008, 09:10:30 PM »
I got caller ID because of him and didn't return a call for 6 months after that he stopped he still does it sometimes
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6157 on: July 01, 2008, 11:25:54 PM »
Ex MIL calls today asking why she gets static on her new cordless phone everytime she takes it out on the porch and turns her head.

Move the base unit, stop turning your head. Seriously, if I had a job in tech support and had to deal with phone calls like this all day.   :tooledup:

I spent a day up there last year installing new phone line because half of the jacks in the house didn't work and the line was spliced every 2 feet in the basement, now everytime they get static on the line, it's my fault. They have 3 sons, but everytime the dryer, phone, computer, or mower breaks who do you think they call?

I need to learn how to "just say NO." :green:


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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6158 on: July 02, 2008, 03:26:03 AM »
Mouth hurts from eating potato chips. I am such a tactile wuss.

Eating a large bag of salt&viniger chips to yourself in one sitting does wonders to your mouth (speaking from experience there).
Salt like that can also plump your lips up enough that it makes it look like you got collogen injected.   :laugh:

But but, I already have beautiful full lips!

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6159 on: July 03, 2008, 01:00:59 PM »
Stupid fucking MySQL! :grrr:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6160 on: July 03, 2008, 02:46:10 PM »
Fucking Intensity down for fucking ages!!!

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6161 on: July 03, 2008, 02:49:06 PM »
 :-[ Sorry about the downtime. I don't think I could have avoided it, though.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6162 on: July 03, 2008, 02:51:08 PM »
:-[ Sorry about the downtime. I don't think I could have avoided it, though.

Nah, you're cool. Just bitching at the lack of Intensity, not blaming anyone. Shit happens.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6163 on: July 04, 2008, 10:54:10 AM »

Ah, shit!

I just learned that my cousin (who I like) shot through his hand last night while preparing to clean his wife's carry pistol. It's a nine millimeter, so it could have been worse, but FUCK!

How can this happen to an experienced shooter?

I know.  It was Trust.
It has no place in dealing with weapons of any kind.

He "trusted" his wife to hand him an unloaded weapon, without checking it himself.


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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6164 on: July 04, 2008, 08:18:43 PM »
It's complacency Hope he doesn't loose much use in his hand
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