A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: odeon on May 01, 2008, 02:23:12 PMQuote from: parts on May 01, 2008, 02:18:18 PMMy recliner is too comfy I keep falling asleep in itConsider the problem solved: send the recliner to me.fight you for it.better still, we could share.see? i'm all heart, me.
Quote from: parts on May 01, 2008, 02:18:18 PMMy recliner is too comfy I keep falling asleep in itConsider the problem solved: send the recliner to me.
My recliner is too comfy I keep falling asleep in it
yeah, right. you have a stopwatch that measure cuntiseconds, do you?
Quote from: Lucifer on May 01, 2008, 12:44:59 PMQuote from: odeon on May 01, 2008, 11:54:44 AMQuote from: Lucifer on May 01, 2008, 11:10:55 AMbut of course he did. any particular reason it crashed, or was it an Act of Dawkins?Somebody hates me, I'm sure. There's weirdness going on, though. Backups are very hard to do.oh, don't be daft - everyone hates you, obviously.except me, which is why you have to be especially nice to me. let me know if i can help in any way, you know, wipe your fevered brow, that sort of thing. I know everyone hates me and I know they're all out to get me. No news there.But I can be nice to you anyway.
Quote from: odeon on May 01, 2008, 11:54:44 AMQuote from: Lucifer on May 01, 2008, 11:10:55 AMbut of course he did. any particular reason it crashed, or was it an Act of Dawkins?Somebody hates me, I'm sure. There's weirdness going on, though. Backups are very hard to do.oh, don't be daft - everyone hates you, obviously.except me, which is why you have to be especially nice to me. let me know if i can help in any way, you know, wipe your fevered brow, that sort of thing.
Quote from: Lucifer on May 01, 2008, 11:10:55 AMbut of course he did. any particular reason it crashed, or was it an Act of Dawkins?Somebody hates me, I'm sure. There's weirdness going on, though. Backups are very hard to do.
but of course he did. any particular reason it crashed, or was it an Act of Dawkins?
Quote from: Lucifer on May 01, 2008, 02:46:31 PMQuote from: odeon on May 01, 2008, 02:22:31 PMQuote from: Lucifer on May 01, 2008, 12:50:09 PMplease don't hold yourself back - i can do with all the niceness i can get. especially from you. awwwwwww. you're so soppy. /beans, girlyly. to you too."girlyly"?Awwwwww.
Quote from: odeon on May 01, 2008, 02:22:31 PMQuote from: Lucifer on May 01, 2008, 12:50:09 PMplease don't hold yourself back - i can do with all the niceness i can get. especially from you. awwwwwww. you're so soppy. /beans, girlyly. to you too.
Quote from: Lucifer on May 01, 2008, 12:50:09 PMplease don't hold yourself back - i can do with all the niceness i can get. especially from you.
please don't hold yourself back - i can do with all the niceness i can get. especially from you.
Quote from: Lucifer on May 01, 2008, 02:57:36 PMyeah, right. you have a stopwatch that measure cuntiseconds, do you? I think it id, yes, but it broke along with the bed.
Quote from: odeon on May 01, 2008, 02:47:34 PMQuote from: Lucifer on May 01, 2008, 02:46:31 PMQuote from: odeon on May 01, 2008, 02:22:31 PMQuote from: Lucifer on May 01, 2008, 12:50:09 PMplease don't hold yourself back - i can do with all the niceness i can get. especially from you. awwwwwww. you're so soppy. /beans, girlyly. to you too."girlyly"?Awwwwww. ... but, simply out of curiosity, how does one "bean" girlyly?
Quote from: odeon on May 01, 2008, 11:54:44 AMQuote from: Lucifer on May 01, 2008, 11:10:55 AMbut of course he did. any particular reason it crashed, or was it an Act of Dawkins?Somebody hates me, I'm sure. There's weirdness going on, though. Backups are very hard to do.Why is it hard? Resource heavy or worse?
Quote from: DirtDawg on May 01, 2008, 09:28:06 PMQuote from: odeon on May 01, 2008, 11:54:44 AMQuote from: Lucifer on May 01, 2008, 11:10:55 AMbut of course he did. any particular reason it crashed, or was it an Act of Dawkins?Somebody hates me, I'm sure. There's weirdness going on, though. Backups are very hard to do.Why is it hard? Resource heavy or worse?They are timing out before the export is complete.