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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5475 on: April 20, 2008, 03:16:40 AM »
Quote from: Eclair on April 20, 2008, 03:14:52 AM
Quote from: Peter on April 20, 2008, 02:52:05 AM
I've got a scratch on my LCD monitor from where it fell over when I was cleaning around it.  It's a bit annoying at times, but I can live with it.  Things seldom stay in a pristine state for long when they come into my possession.

I assume we can include ladies also?

They aren't ladies by the time you have finished with them??  ;)

That goes without saying.  :P
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5476 on: April 20, 2008, 09:17:11 AM »
I've run out of carbs.  Mum decided to cook today, so I've been waiting for her to do it when usually I'd have cooked something for myself by now, and my blood-sugar level's gotten low from waiting, which is making me feel tired and crappy.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5477 on: April 20, 2008, 09:26:57 AM »
I have a bitch of a headache.

Also the Brazilians are here. For a whole fucking month.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5478 on: April 20, 2008, 11:50:43 AM »
Migraine hang over >:(
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5479 on: April 20, 2008, 11:53:37 AM »
Quote from: Cunt on April 20, 2008, 09:26:57 AM
I have a bitch of a headache.

Also the Brazilians are here. For a whole fucking month.

is this some sort of bizarre waxing extravaganza?

:LMAO:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5480 on: April 20, 2008, 12:01:29 PM »
I wish  ::)

I'm a gorilla down there.

We have Brazillian students living at our house  :laugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5481 on: April 20, 2008, 01:29:34 PM »
Quote from: Cunt on April 20, 2008, 12:01:29 PM
I wish  ::)

I'm a gorilla down there.

We have Brazillian students living at our house  :laugh:

i'm a gorilla too.  i worry about becoming velcroed to my lover...  :o
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5482 on: April 20, 2008, 02:06:09 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on April 20, 2008, 01:29:34 PM
Quote from: Cunt on April 20, 2008, 12:01:29 PM
I wish  ::)

I'm a gorilla down there.

We have Brazillian students living at our house  :laugh:

i'm a gorilla too.  i worry about becoming velcroed to my lover...  :o

Just don't get torn between two lovers!   :laugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5483 on: April 20, 2008, 02:27:29 PM »
There's an image.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5484 on: April 20, 2008, 02:46:18 PM »
only want one, thank you very kindly.  :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5485 on: April 20, 2008, 03:24:24 PM »
As soon as I read your post, I had this C&W song from the 70's pop into my head!   :zombiefuck:  Gave me a helluva brain worm!   :P  "Torn between two lovers".   ::)
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5486 on: April 20, 2008, 03:44:52 PM »
i'm a hairless cat down there. :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5487 on: April 20, 2008, 09:43:12 PM »
Can't sleep.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5488 on: April 20, 2008, 09:54:51 PM »
Quote from: Princess Trance Lemon on April 20, 2008, 03:44:52 PM
i'm a hairless cat down there. :P

This I wanna see.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5489 on: April 22, 2008, 09:06:15 PM »
Very sore and tired from work :yawn:
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