A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: Lucifer on April 03, 2008, 01:58:18 AMit's just one pants things after another, ain't it? Well, I got lucky with the job thing so I guess I'm paying for it.
it's just one pants things after another, ain't it?
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
We appreciate your continued patience and understanding in this regard
QuoteWe appreciate your continued patience and understanding in this regardMotherfuckers have no clue how little understanding and patience I have left "in this regard."I am trying to get higher speed internet service, but they insist I use a credit card. This company has been accessing one of my checking accounts electronically for over a year with absolutely no problems whatsoever!
Quote from: DirtDawg on April 03, 2008, 02:27:48 PMQuoteWe appreciate your continued patience and understanding in this regardMotherfuckers have no clue how little understanding and patience I have left "in this regard."I am trying to get higher speed internet service, but they insist I use a credit card. This company has been accessing one of my checking accounts electronically for over a year with absolutely no problems whatsoever!thats just fucking stupid. most bills in the UK are paid by direct debit from bank accounts.
Quote from: Magical Trevor on April 03, 2008, 02:46:05 PMQuote from: DirtDawg on April 03, 2008, 02:27:48 PMQuoteWe appreciate your continued patience and understanding in this regardMotherfuckers have no clue how little understanding and patience I have left "in this regard."I am trying to get higher speed internet service, but they insist I use a credit card. This company has been accessing one of my checking accounts electronically for over a year with absolutely no problems whatsoever!thats just fucking stupid. most bills in the UK are paid by direct debit from bank accounts. It makes NO sense to me. All I'm trying to do is give them more of my money.
Quote from: DirtDawg on April 03, 2008, 03:46:29 PMQuote from: Magical Trevor on April 03, 2008, 02:46:05 PMQuote from: DirtDawg on April 03, 2008, 02:27:48 PMQuoteWe appreciate your continued patience and understanding in this regardMotherfuckers have no clue how little understanding and patience I have left "in this regard."I am trying to get higher speed internet service, but they insist I use a credit card. This company has been accessing one of my checking accounts electronically for over a year with absolutely no problems whatsoever!thats just fucking stupid. most bills in the UK are paid by direct debit from bank accounts. It makes NO sense to me. All I'm trying to do is give them more of my money.Its to stop you defaulting on your contract easily, after all they have your credit card. A checking account you can just close, and effectively stop paying them.
Migraine, still.
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.