Just one quick bitch ...

[Lucifer]

/after a moment's thought...

actually, mechanical stress from being kissed repeatedly (sigh...) with mild stubble (his, not mine) might be a contributory factor, true.

flipping men are health hazards. 

[Peter]

i always get cold sores when i have sex with a new partner for the first time.  what's that all about, then?

Maybe your immune system is busy checking out the new deposits in your spam-bank and Mr Herpes sneaks out undetected.  I usually get a bit itchy and develop red splotches when I have sex with someone and have what seems to be a mild allergic reaction to them; just the sort of diversion a retrovirus needs to sneak into some new cells.

er, even when one uses condoms?

i might be daft, but i ain't stupid, and i don't want anyone else's lurgies, ta. 

I get itchy and splotchy on my legs, neck and torso; not just on my dick.

[vodz]

i always get cold sores when i have sex with a new partner for the first time.  what's that all about, then?

Maybe your immune system is busy checking out the new deposits in your spam-bank and Mr Herpes sneaks out undetected.  I usually get a bit itchy and develop red splotches when I have sex with someone and have what seems to be a mild allergic reaction to them; just the sort of diversion a retrovirus needs to sneak into some new cells.

er, even when one uses condoms?

i might be daft, but i ain't stupid, and i don't want anyone else's lurgies, ta. 

I get itchy and splotchy on my legs, neck and torso; not just on my dick.

Try this:

[Peter]

i always get cold sores when i have sex with a new partner for the first time.  what's that all about, then?

Maybe your immune system is busy checking out the new deposits in your spam-bank and Mr Herpes sneaks out undetected.  I usually get a bit itchy and develop red splotches when I have sex with someone and have what seems to be a mild allergic reaction to them; just the sort of diversion a retrovirus needs to sneak into some new cells.

er, even when one uses condoms?

i might be daft, but i ain't stupid, and i don't want anyone else's lurgies, ta. 

I get itchy and splotchy on my legs, neck and torso; not just on my dick.

Try this:

Truly, my problems are solved.

[odeon]

Try this:

A useful device for any poster here, I'm sure.

[Parts]

My gate project has hit a stumbling point

[Peter]

My gate project has hit a stumbling point

It must be a small gate if you can stumble over it.

[Parts]

My gate project has hit a stumbling point

It must be a small gate if you can stumble over it.

Well I am starting from the ground up.

[Lucifer]

i always get cold sores when i have sex with a new partner for the first time.  what's that all about, then?

Maybe your immune system is busy checking out the new deposits in your spam-bank and Mr Herpes sneaks out undetected.  I usually get a bit itchy and develop red splotches when I have sex with someone and have what seems to be a mild allergic reaction to them; just the sort of diversion a retrovirus needs to sneak into some new cells.

er, even when one uses condoms?

i might be daft, but i ain't stupid, and i don't want anyone else's lurgies, ta. 

I get itchy and splotchy on my legs, neck and torso; not just on my dick.

Try this:

   

[DirtDawg]

It's really involved, but ...

[odeon]

...but you will be bald before you can explain?

[DirtDawg]

...but you will be bald before you can explain?

I've already put it all over the board, like I always do.

It's easier that way, for me.

[Parts]

No sleep last night so no work tonight very tired but can't sleep think it's med time

[DirtDawg]

No sleep last night so no work tonight very tired but can't sleep think it's med time

/contrast!

I had an wonderful night of sleep last nihgt.

I managed over three hours non-stop!

[Parts]

Now panic without reason starting got to go upstairs and get my meds now before it's too late