Just one quick bitch ...

[odeon]

Yay. I think.

[ozymandias]

Some religious nutjob just told me I can get rid of my AS if i find god and Jesus

If God and Jesus are omnipotent.............................................can someone please explain to me why we need to FIND them???  Are they that incompetent that they get lost so much!!?? 

[ozymandias]

Some religious nutjob just told me I can get rid of my AS if i find god and Jesus

I tried that. They aren't anywhere around here.

No they got lost in the Twilight Zone............

[Sophgay]

i think they need a map

[ozymandias]

god WILL help you with your OCD.  you see, while you're trolling around looking for Him, you'll be distracted and forget to obsess and compulse over things.

Good point!  SO GOD has some use after all!!  

[ozymandias]

i think they need a map

Once again, omnipotence needs a MAP??   

[Persona]

Religious nuts always tell me that Jesus can make me straight 

[odeon]

If God thought it was important to fix such "flaws", surely He wouldn't bother with the hide and seek.

[Sophgay]

god made me a queer retard in the first place

[ozymandias]

Religious nuts always tell me that Jesus can make me straight 

Jesus can't even give a straight answer to a straight question!   

[Sophgay]

god made me wonky

[ozymandias]

god made me wonky

So what does that tell you about him/her/it.   

[Sophgay]

it's not very good at what it does

[ozymandias]

I gave GOD up for Lent!   

[Sophgay]

I put god up for rent