FREEZE! put your hands in the air, and move away from the computer!
right, now then.
a non-geek bitch, if you lot don't mind.
bloody drama going on here - i go out to a lecture my old friend was giving at my uni, and when i return home, there are three (count 'em) ambulances and three police cars parked in my street. (two of them parked right outside my sodding house, so my poor car is abandoned halfway round the world
).
"ooooh!" i think, "gossip and scandal!" so i ask the police officer lurking outside the house next door to mine (front door open, lights ablazing) what's going on. "i'm not allowed to tell you," he says.
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! i wanted to say, "but i'm autistic, and i'll be really distressed if i don't know wtf's going on!" but didn't feel i could, as that's only a small part of the reason for my enquiry, the main part being that i'm an incurably nosy bitch.
i'm still none the wiser. bastards.
(did find a less precarious parking space for the car, though).