i'm good at cooking over open fires - shall we have a bonfire picnic?
Works for me...........we have a number of campfire cooking devices for roasting meats, veggies and of course extra long fork thingies for marshmallows. 
sorry - marshmallows are banned, cos they're fucking disgusting, especially those 'Smears.
My wife and daughter like them, as for me, yuck!
They always do a "warm-up" before our morning meetings, like trivia games, or sometimes it's balance and awakeness tests (I have decent balance and I have usually been awake for five hours when the meetings start
).
A few days ago, it was a major sale day and there were lots of staff present. Their morning warm-up was a "game" to see how many marshmallows people could stuff into their mouths at once.
I would not participate!
I had to actually be quite rude to recuse myself from this game, but there was no fucking way I was even going to stand around and smell them. (Bitch almost got them thrown all over the floor) My simply saying I did not want any was not enough for the "leader of the day." She could not imagine how "anyone could be such a wetbag," but I kept saying I did not want to even touch them!
No fucking marshmallows for me. No fucking "thank you," either!
