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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #4395 on: March 08, 2008, 09:34:25 AM »
Quote from: odeon on March 08, 2008, 09:31:08 AM
I have a headache. Tried caffeine, tried aspirin, tried everything. :grrr:

Tried an orgasm?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #4396 on: March 08, 2008, 11:05:00 AM »
The people across the way keep locking their little dog out on the balcony early Saturday mornings. Nothing against dogs, but the damn little guy won't shut up.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #4397 on: March 08, 2008, 12:39:43 PM »
Quote from: odeon on March 08, 2008, 09:31:08 AM
I have a headache. Tried caffeine, tried aspirin, tried everything. :grrr:

:(  :hug:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #4398 on: March 08, 2008, 12:40:24 PM »
Quote from: Peter on March 08, 2008, 09:34:25 AM
Quote from: odeon on March 08, 2008, 09:31:08 AM
I have a headache. Tried caffeine, tried aspirin, tried everything. :grrr:

Tried an orgasm?

BLOODY good idea, peter.

i suppose i could force myself, as it's in the interests of your health, O Man, sigh...   :-*
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #4399 on: March 08, 2008, 12:41:00 PM »
Quote from: Pyraxis on March 08, 2008, 11:05:00 AM
The people across the way keep locking their little dog out on the balcony early Saturday mornings. Nothing against dogs, but the damn little guy won't shut up.

i know that one.  the dog next door barks for hours, and makes me canicidal within minutes.   >:(
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #4400 on: March 08, 2008, 12:58:35 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on March 08, 2008, 12:41:00 PM
Quote from: Pyraxis on March 08, 2008, 11:05:00 AM
The people across the way keep locking their little dog out on the balcony early Saturday mornings. Nothing against dogs, but the damn little guy won't shut up.

i know that one.  the dog next door barks for hours, and makes me canicidal within minutes.   >:(
There is some ultrasonic device that you can use I think that makes them shut up. Best of all, you can do it without their neighbours knowing...
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #4401 on: March 08, 2008, 01:09:34 PM »
Scruffs used to bark a lot.  Waggy is very quiet and hardly barks at all, which is great for neighbour relations, but means she pees on the floor because she won't ask to get out.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #4402 on: March 08, 2008, 01:52:12 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on March 08, 2008, 12:40:24 PM
Quote from: Peter on March 08, 2008, 09:34:25 AM
Quote from: odeon on March 08, 2008, 09:31:08 AM
I have a headache. Tried caffeine, tried aspirin, tried everything. :grrr:

Tried an orgasm?

BLOODY good idea, peter.

i suppose i could force myself, as it's in the interests of your health, O Man, sigh...   :-*

Would you do that for me? That's so *nice* of you. :eyelash:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #4403 on: March 08, 2008, 02:20:32 PM »
Quote from: odeon on March 08, 2008, 01:52:12 PM
Quote from: Lucifer on March 08, 2008, 12:40:24 PM
Quote from: Peter on March 08, 2008, 09:34:25 AM
Quote from: odeon on March 08, 2008, 09:31:08 AM
I have a headache. Tried caffeine, tried aspirin, tried everything. :grrr:

Tried an orgasm?

BLOODY good idea, peter.

i suppose i could force myself, as it's in the interests of your health, O Man, sigh...   :-*

Would you do that for me? That's so *nice* of you. :eyelash:

altruism is my middle name.  :pinocchio:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #4404 on: March 08, 2008, 02:32:04 PM »
Obviously. :laugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #4405 on: March 08, 2008, 02:48:50 PM »
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Quote from: Lucifer on March 08, 2008, 12:41:00 PM
Quote from: Pyraxis on March 08, 2008, 11:05:00 AM
The people across the way keep locking their little dog out on the balcony early Saturday mornings. Nothing against dogs, but the damn little guy won't shut up.

i know that one.  the dog next door barks for hours, and makes me canicidal within minutes.   >:(
There is some ultrasonic device that you can use I think that makes them shut up. Best of all, you can do it without their neighbours knowing...

Link please!!  When I was a kid we used to live next to some neighbors that would put their yappy dog out every night after I went to bed and it would yap constantly until they brought it in.  I was so glad when we moved across town.   ::)
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #4406 on: March 08, 2008, 02:50:20 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on March 08, 2008, 12:41:00 PM
Quote from: Pyraxis on March 08, 2008, 11:05:00 AM
The people across the way keep locking their little dog out on the balcony early Saturday mornings. Nothing against dogs, but the damn little guy won't shut up.

i know that one.  the dog next door barks for hours, and makes me canicidal within minutes.   >:(

A pellet gun is quiet and if you did it just right, you could pick off the little mutt and no one would be the wiser!   :evillaugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #4407 on: March 08, 2008, 02:50:54 PM »
Quote from: ozymandias on March 08, 2008, 02:50:20 PM
Quote from: Lucifer on March 08, 2008, 12:41:00 PM
Quote from: Pyraxis on March 08, 2008, 11:05:00 AM
The people across the way keep locking their little dog out on the balcony early Saturday mornings. Nothing against dogs, but the damn little guy won't shut up.

i know that one.  the dog next door barks for hours, and makes me canicidal within minutes.   >:(

A pellet gun is quiet and if you did it just right, you could pick off the little mutt and no one would be the wiser!   :evillaugh:

 :agreed:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #4408 on: March 08, 2008, 02:55:02 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on March 08, 2008, 12:41:00 PM
i know that one.  the dog next door barks for hours, and makes me canicidal within minutes.   >:(

I've got more against the owners... if they'd keep the damn dog inside it wouldn't pace in front of the balcony door for hours on end, scrabbling and whining.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #4409 on: March 08, 2008, 02:57:51 PM »
Quote from: Pyraxis on March 08, 2008, 02:55:02 PM
Quote from: Lucifer on March 08, 2008, 12:41:00 PM
i know that one.  the dog next door barks for hours, and makes me canicidal within minutes.   >:(

I've got more against the owners... if they'd keep the damn dog inside it wouldn't pace in front of the balcony door for hours on end, scrabbling and whining.

quite.  if they didn't leave the stupid thing on its own, it wouldn't bark.

still, it's not them woofing.  :laugh:
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