Just one quick bitch ...

[Calandale]

The Chief Clerk, HE KNEW ME! He
sneeringly grabbed my thick, strong
homemade Appeal Brief and then he
attempted to RIP IT UP! In desperation,
the Chief Clerk of the US Supreme
Court ripped off the COVER of my
Appeal Brief! Miraculously, I stopped
him without a deadly scene to me.

Hey, I had THIS happen to me when I
worked for the census.

[Litigious]

Damned Chief Clerks and Gangster Judges!

[ozymandias]

DAMN IT ALL, I'm coming down with a cold and it's dank, dark and rainy outside.  I'm going to go sip some wine and at least pretend I'm feeling better!

[Litigious]

I just buried a dead little bird in the garden. Not quite sure what kind of bird it was. Grey-brown on the overside and white on the underside. 

[Peter]

I just buried a dead little bird in the garden. Not quite sure what kind of bird it was. Grey-brown on the overside and white on the underside. 

Tell us if you get bird flu.

[Calandale]

I just buried a dead little bird in the garden. Not quite sure what kind of bird it was. Grey-brown on the overside and white on the underside. 

Poor little guy.

[Scrapheap]

Shirely Mudowney. 

[Scrapheap]

Tickets for UFC 71 are $500 and my Favorite fighter Chuck Lidell is defending his Light Heavyweight belt!! 

[Calandale]

I'm flying so fucking high,
but I've no idea why.

[Scrapheap]

It's called creeper weed.

[Calandale]

I'm the postiest whore around right now.

[Scrapheap]

Here's your sign!  :hornysign:

[Calandale]

But, I'm not.

[Scrapheap]

That's the only sign i could find besides this one.... 

[Calandale]

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