A skeleton walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says, “I’d like a beer and a mop.”
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Its a bit of an exaggeration, but on bad days, she doesn't look far off! Grima Wormtongue is a man btw, just to add to the irony of it all! The only good physical feature was her tits, but even they could have been mouldy inside.
fuvk you motherfuckers.thank you for listening.
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
I hate feeling sentimental. It usually has a bit of accompanying euphoria, but it also drops my I.Q. by thrity-seven points.
welcome to post 1001 kevv
