Just one quick bitch ...

[TheoK]

That's because you have ADD. 

[DirtDawg]

Meh, I'm tired of shopping for maladies.

[Eclair]

What are maladies?

[TheoK]

I have a weird semi-stalker on a Swedish site. She usually just sends me messages when she's drunk. Now she claims to be a tax expert (good job in Sweden of course, if it's true). Doesn't look bad but gives a weird impression, even with the standards of an Aspie. 

[DirtDawg]

What are maladies?

Sorry, I did not mean to use such an odd term, but my brain just goes odd places, sometimes.

From an online dictionary:


Malady
Mal"a*dy\, n.; pl. Maladies. [F. maladie, fr. malade ill, sick, OF. also, malabde, fr. L. male habitus, i. e., ill-kept, not in good condition. See Malice, and Habit.]

1. Any disease of the human body; a distemper, disorder, or indisposition, proceeding from impaired, defective, or morbid organic functions; especially, a lingering or deep-seated disorder.

The maladies of the body may prove medicines to the mind. --Buckminster.

2. A moral or mental defect or disorder.

Love's a malady without a cure. --Dryden.

Syn: Disorder; distemper; sickness; ailment; disease; illness. See Disease.








Tig had just diagnosed me with ADD, but he only knows half the story,

:lol:

[Trigger 11]

I was not aware he was a psychiatrist! That changes a lot.

[Parts]

Work way too slow my have to part with some of my precious things

[SleepyDragon]

Malady beats the hell out of comorbid, for mine.

[Phlexor]

I get 100 of them from my shrink every second month. 

You do know that is where they hide the transmitters right?

[odeon]

My strong-brewed Costa Rican blend coffee does the same for me.





NO, it is not because you once tried to make me feel bad for drinking Ethiopian coffee that I have switched. It is because I now have an old business associate/"friend" who lives in Costa Rica.

You can sleep after drinking coffee?

[TheoK]

I get 100 of them from my shrink every second month. 

You do know that is where they hide the transmitters right?

 

[DirtDawg]

My strong-brewed Costa Rican blend coffee does the same for me.





NO, it is not because you once tried to make me feel bad for drinking Ethiopian coffee that I have switched. It is because I now have an old business associate/"friend" who lives in Costa Rica.

You can sleep after drinking coffee?

Yes, caffeine helps me to mellow out after a high-stress day.

[TheoK]

It helps me sometimes too. It increases the blood flow in the brain, which actually means that it can help you sleep as well.

[Parts]

I am mixed on coffee mostly though it has a calming affect on me not always to the point I can go right to sleep

[Eclair]

What are maladies?

Sorry, I did not mean to use such an odd term, but my brain just goes odd places, sometimes.

From an online dictionary:


Malady
Mal"a*dy\, n.; pl. Maladies. [F. maladie, fr. malade ill, sick, OF. also, malabde, fr. L. male habitus, i. e., ill-kept, not in good condition. See Malice, and Habit.]

1. Any disease of the human body; a distemper, disorder, or indisposition, proceeding from impaired, defective, or morbid organic functions; especially, a lingering or deep-seated disorder.

The maladies of the body may prove medicines to the mind. --Buckminster.

2. A moral or mental defect or disorder.

Love's a malady without a cure. --Dryden.

Syn: Disorder; distemper; sickness; ailment; disease; illness. See Disease.


Tig had just diagnosed me with ADD, but he only knows half the story,

:lol:

OH!

Meh, I'm tired of shopping for maladies.

The context in which you wrote it above, made me think it was something you were shopping for....like it was a something you could buy....like a brand of lollies, or a pair of shoes!! oops.