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Offline El

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7695 on: January 16, 2009, 10:26:05 AM »
I don't follow, elle.  ???
Talking about something going on for me IRL, which I chose not to contextualize.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7696 on: January 16, 2009, 10:50:19 AM »
I don't follow, elle.  ???
Talking about something going on for me IRL, which I chose not to contextualize.

Translation: Mind your own fucking business.
I'm here to fuck you up. :P

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7697 on: January 16, 2009, 12:20:55 PM »
I don't follow, elle.  ???
Talking about something going on for me IRL, which I chose not to contextualize.

Translation: Mind your own fucking business.
Bingo!
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7698 on: January 16, 2009, 12:42:07 PM »
Well excuuuuuuuuuuuse me!  ::)
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7699 on: January 16, 2009, 06:27:24 PM »
 :violin:
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7700 on: January 16, 2009, 07:40:18 PM »
 :zoinks:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7701 on: January 16, 2009, 09:45:24 PM »
Firefox is being a badfox.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7702 on: January 17, 2009, 05:29:39 AM »
Man, what's the fucking point of having cash back redemption on a product when they take forever to process it? Just give me the $100 discounted on the damn thing when I buy it.
Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7703 on: January 17, 2009, 11:07:06 AM »
I'm really sick of these HORRIBLE FUCKING FREEZING COLD TEMPERATURES.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7704 on: January 17, 2009, 12:49:09 PM »
Lol wimp.  :lol:
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7705 on: January 17, 2009, 01:09:01 PM »
I am a gentle and delicate flower that must be cared for properly and does not do well under conditions like this, you asshole.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7706 on: January 17, 2009, 01:12:18 PM »
I know what you need.  :orgasm: :whipped: :squit: :nomakened: 8)

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7707 on: January 17, 2009, 01:20:04 PM »
My back hurts.  :grrr:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7708 on: January 17, 2009, 09:11:20 PM »
My back hurts.  :grrr:

What's wrong with it?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7709 on: January 18, 2009, 02:47:35 AM »
Constantly shooting liquid out of my ass.

Aw fuck man me too. Spicy foods? I think I just might have an ulcer. :o

No, I ate 2 double quarter pounders the day before that, don't ask why I did that, even I don't know.