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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7590 on: January 03, 2009, 11:06:11 PM »

Nah, I think it was Calandale who first demonstrated that you could have a whole pack of quick bitches.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7591 on: January 04, 2009, 07:49:00 PM »
 :headexplode: :smash:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7592 on: January 04, 2009, 08:08:54 PM »
 :bangbang: :bangbang: :brickwall:
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Quote from: Gopher Gary on October 11, 2015, 06:41:29 PM
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7593 on: January 05, 2009, 12:07:39 AM »
Great, I finish downloading 9GB of game files, finish a rather long installation process, run it, sit through a fairly long intro movie and then, instead of loading up the game engine, it kicks my machine back to BIOS.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7594 on: January 05, 2009, 01:50:02 AM »
Damned winter! I'll freeze my balls off when I go to town!  :GA: :tinfoil: :tantrum:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7595 on: January 05, 2009, 05:52:09 AM »
My circadian rhythm is fucked and my brain doesn't know whether it should be going to sleep or waking up.  It's settling for being glitchy.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7596 on: January 05, 2009, 06:26:23 AM »
My keyboard smells of pee.  It's never smelled of pee before.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7597 on: January 05, 2009, 06:47:55 AM »
Quote from: Peter on January 05, 2009, 06:26:23 AM
My keyboard smells of pee.  It's never smelled of pee before.

maybe the dog pissed on it while you were asleep.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7598 on: January 05, 2009, 08:58:13 AM »
Quote from: duncvis on January 05, 2009, 06:47:55 AM
Quote from: Peter on January 05, 2009, 06:26:23 AM
My keyboard smells of pee.  It's never smelled of pee before.

maybe the dog pissed on it while you were asleep.

Fucking mice can do that too, the fury living and breathing kind that is.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7599 on: January 05, 2009, 09:55:43 AM »
I eat at the computer, so I think it's more likely to be food-related.  I'll open it up and clean it at some point.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7600 on: January 05, 2009, 11:39:04 AM »
It smells better now.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7601 on: January 05, 2009, 11:39:48 AM »
I've gotten borreliosis in the middle of the winter. 60 kronor to see a nurse and 92.50 kronor for antibiotics.  :(
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7602 on: January 05, 2009, 11:53:38 AM »
Quote from: TheoK on January 05, 2009, 11:39:48 AM
I've gotten borreliosis in the middle of the winter. 60 kronor to see a nurse and 92.50 kronor for antibiotics.  :(

How did you get bitten by a tick in the middle of the winter?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7603 on: January 05, 2009, 11:59:31 AM »
I didn't. I got it in October something, and some way it took over two months for the infection to be visible.  :-\
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7604 on: January 05, 2009, 09:02:26 PM »
Quote from: TheoK on January 05, 2009, 11:59:31 AM
I didn't. I got it in October something, and some way it took over two months for the infection to be visible.  :-\

That's awful.  I hope the antibiotic works well to get rid of it.
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