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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7260 on: November 27, 2008, 10:55:27 AM »
In closing, I would really like to be able to be emotionally close to other people without it getting FUCKED UP EACH AND EVERY TIME.  Thank you.

Stop washing, start picking your nose and scratching your crotch in public and buy your clothes from a charity shop?  I'm pretty sure that would cut down on the number of guy-friends who hit on you.  Of course, it might also cut down on the number of guy-friends, and friends in general.
Don't think I haven't considered it.
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7261 on: November 27, 2008, 12:41:09 PM »
Dry itchy eyes
Think of something really depressing so you'll cry and your eyes will feel better.

Dry itchy eyes also... and I'm already depressed. I hardly ever cry.

i can't cry really, either.  i swear that's the reason for my depression.


My tears come out as smoke and ash. Doesn't help.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7262 on: November 27, 2008, 01:47:41 PM »
My Logitech optical mouse is acting up; the left button has gotten flakey and unresponsive, sometimes failing to click and sometimes double-clicking when single-clicked.   I think there's probably dirt under the button, but there's no way as far as I can tell to disassemble the mouse to clean it without damaging it.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7263 on: November 27, 2008, 01:48:32 PM »
Dry itchy eyes
Think of something really depressing so you'll cry and your eyes will feel better.

Dry itchy eyes also... and I'm already depressed. I hardly ever cry.

i can't cry really, either.  i swear that's the reason for my depression.

I do not know that crying in itself would prevent or even limit depression... plenty of depressed people are able to cry... however, it would be nice to be able to cry sometimes. I've just got referred for Chronic Depression... but its only mild in my case.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7264 on: November 27, 2008, 02:01:24 PM »
You just need regular practice and you'll be crying like a pro.  Works for me anyway.  :P
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7265 on: November 27, 2008, 03:07:29 PM »
Fucking migraine/eye thing.  :grrr: :grrr: :grrr:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7266 on: November 27, 2008, 03:08:48 PM »
Fucking migraine/eye thing.  :grrr: :grrr: :grrr:

check your email, and get your telling bone.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7267 on: November 27, 2008, 03:45:09 PM »
all my music was on the computer that died, backed up on the one that went to florida three days ago, and i sent the CDs by accident.  :hahaha: :(
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7268 on: November 27, 2008, 05:16:16 PM »
all my music was on the computer that died...

It depends on how the computer died. If the hard drive is not broken, then the files should be recoverable.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7269 on: November 27, 2008, 06:06:08 PM »
Fucking migraine/eye thing.  :grrr: :grrr: :grrr:

Do the migraines cause your eye thing?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7270 on: November 27, 2008, 07:13:53 PM »
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I'M NOT EVEN FLATTERED ANY MORE CAN MY MALE FRIENDS PLEASE STOP PROPOSITIONING ME WHEN YOU KNOW I'M GOING TO SAY NO BECAUSE THIS IS GETTING FUCKING RETARDED THANK YOU

Tell us more.

Or even make a new thread and link me to it.
Not worthy of a new thread, really.  Just that
-I had to shoot down one of my single male friends this summer
-another is apparently trying to get up the guts to ask me out but keeps chickening out (but I see him once a week so it's a constant threat- don't want to date him)
-a third guy I've been talking to from a dating site I've been delaying saying "I only want to be friends" because it's actually not a line and I knew I'd run the risk of never talking to him again, which would/could/will suck (dunno his response yet), but because of a conversation he and I had yesterday I kinda knew I'd have to set that limit today; for all I know he feels the same way I do but I rather doubt it given context and general boy-patterns especially those of the guys in my life lately and all I can hope is he takes it well
-a guy I've been friends with a long time and who is in a committed relationship with someone else and who I've been pretty sure had kind of a crush on me that I chose to ignore pretty much all but directly asked me to sleep with him a couple of hours ago, so now I feel completely weird talking to him at all because I don't want to encourage him to be thinking about anyone but his fiancee, and I really fucking resent that because I used to like talking to him before he started talking like that and now I feel like it's kind of dicey to even have a conversation with him anymore about anything

...so the last one made me want to snap, but at least put the second-to-last one in perspective for me, because nothing that can happen with the second-to-last one can be as fucked up as what happened with the last one.  (Of course I curse myself by saying this.)

In closing, I would really like to be able to be emotionally close to other people without it getting FUCKED UP EACH AND EVERY TIME.  Thank you.

I made a thread similar to that on Wrong planet and got flamed to teh ground with people telling me to get over myself  :'(

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7271 on: November 28, 2008, 02:34:03 AM »
You just need regular practice and you'll be crying like a pro.  Works for me anyway.  :P
I can cry easily as well. Went to the psychologist thinking I wouldn't cry but I did anyway. I hate being depressed.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7272 on: November 28, 2008, 06:20:49 AM »
Fucking migraine/eye thing.  :grrr: :grrr: :grrr:

Do the migraines cause your eye thing?

According to my doc, some of my eye things. Others are caused by the vitreous humour detaching, it sems.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7273 on: November 28, 2008, 06:27:50 AM »
Cluster headache.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7274 on: November 28, 2008, 06:39:01 AM »
Fix it the homeopathic way. Similia similibus currentur.  8)