Just one quick bitch ...

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Thumb hurts from holding my laptop open 

The things one does for the internets 

[Christopher McCandless]

Thumb hurts from holding my laptop open 

The things one does for the internets 

How about using something to prop it open?

[Lucifer]

Thumb hurts from holding my laptop open 

The things one does for the internets 

hey gus, you're back! 

[Callaway]

My microwave broke a few minutes ago.

Time for a new one soon, then?

Or maybe you could have it fixed?  I took mine to a repair shop when it broke and they fixed it for about $45.

What's wrong with it?  What happened when it broke?

[odeon]

Bloody Nokia that won't release Linux-based software for their phones.

[Lucifer]

Bloody Nokia that won't release Linux-based software for their phones.

i might be able to cheer you up, though: i was thinking quite a lot about whether i should be using linux, today.   

[Parts]

So fucking irritable wanted to shoot several drivers on the way home

[odeon]

Bloody Nokia that won't release Linux-based software for their phones.

i might be able to cheer you up, though: i was thinking quite a lot about whether i should be using linux, today.   

Vau.

[odeon]

So fucking irritable wanted to shoot several drivers on the way home

What sets us apart from the animals is that we have the money and the means to buy guns.

I'm kidding. A knife will work just fine, too.

[Lucifer]

don't be daft - guns mean distance, knives don't.  you'll be wanting a crossbow, methinks. 

[Lucifer]

Bloody Nokia that won't release Linux-based software for their phones.

i might be able to cheer you up, though: i was thinking quite a lot about whether i should be using linux, today.   

Vau.

thought that'd make you smile. 

you do realise you'll have to hold my hand for the first however long, while i spit my dummy out and generally hate all technology forever, don't you?

[Parts]

So fucking irritable wanted to shoot several drivers on the way home

What sets us apart from the animals is that we have the money and the means to buy guns.

I'm kidding. A knife will work just fine, too.

I think a 7000lbs pick up truck will do too

[odeon]

Bloody Nokia that won't release Linux-based software for their phones.

i might be able to cheer you up, though: i was thinking quite a lot about whether i should be using linux, today.   

Vau.

thought that'd make you smile. 

you do realise you'll have to hold my hand for the first however long, while i spit my dummy out and generally hate all technology forever, don't you?

I know. But don't do it just yet, OK?

[odeon]

So fucking irritable wanted to shoot several drivers on the way home

What sets us apart from the animals is that we have the money and the means to buy guns.

I'm kidding. A knife will work just fine, too.

I think a 7000lbs pick up truck will do too

Remind me to not get mad at you on the motorway.

[Lucifer]

Bloody Nokia that won't release Linux-based software for their phones.

i might be able to cheer you up, though: i was thinking quite a lot about whether i should be using linux, today.   

Vau.

thought that'd make you smile. 

you do realise you'll have to hold my hand for the first however long, while i spit my dummy out and generally hate all technology forever, don't you?

I know. But don't do it just yet, OK?

oh? why's that?  you want to hold my hand first?