Just one quick bitch ...

[ozymandias]

Ice packs

[McGiver]

Ice packs

try them on your nuts after a vasectomy.

cccccc-old.

[Calandale]

How the fuck do you tear a shirt dancing? Unless you're pissed up and you hammer nails randomly into your walls?

I dance hard.

[Calandale]

Not sure what that is, Peter!  But, it certainly wouldn't hurt.  Ibuprofen 400mg or Naproxen Sodium 220mg are the anti-inflammatories I know here in the US.

Just check to see if the medication is out of date, if it's been years out of date, I wouldn't take it.  A few months or weeks, your most likely safe to use it.

It expired last month.  Maybe I should stick it in the freezer so it'll keep better?

We did that with the family cat. Never really helped it much.

[DirtDawg]

My skin is crawling and I don't have good balance, today. My eyes are twitching and my legs are jumping.

[DirtDawg]

SHIT! Car problems!

... and no one I can nail up and whip for it.

[McGiver]

you may take it out on me.

[Peter]

you may take it out on me.

I thought you'd given up on that lifestyle?

[McGiver]

people who leave their carts in the middle of the aisle.

[Calandale]

My fucking 'roids. Guess I've gotta stop letting Lit think that I'm female.

[DirtDawg]

you may take it out on me.

Thanks for the perspective!

My car problems are wear and tear related. Sorry to hear about yours. I'm sure it was very upsetting to your family. Glad everyone is OK.

[DirtDawg]

I'm a fat tub of lard. I haven't really gone for many morning walks, since my dog died, and I have become a pig over the winter and fall, too, for that matter. I was feeling pretty good this morning at about five thirty, when I went out for some excersize, and tried to trot a little. I used to jog a lot and I really need to start again. This morning was not the time - I barely made it six blocks at a light pace, before I began to face the reality that I'm a fifty year old tub of lard and I really should not be running, without some period of time to gradually build up some stamina, again.

It's not my cardio-vascular system that punked out, though. It was my joints. God DAMN it!

[McGiver]

I'm a fat tub of lard. I haven't really gone for many morning walks, since my dog died, and I have become a pig over the winter and fall, too, for that matter. I was feeling pretty good this morning at about five thirty, when I went out for some excersize, and tried to trot a little. I used to jog a lot and I really need to start again. This morning was not the time - I barely made it six blocks at a light pace, before I began to face the reality that I'm a fifty year old tub of lard and I really should not be running, without some period of time to gradually build up some stamina, again.

It's not my cardio-vascular system that punked out, though. It was my joints. God DAMN it!

the only reason i care about my health, a little, is because my kids are so young.

[Peter]

I've not been going for walks either since my dog died, and because the weather was absolutely horrific through the whole of winter here, I got very little exercise.  Now I'm trying to get back into it, but I've lost a lot of strength, and I keep picking up viruses that set me back.

[DirtDawg]

I'm a fat tub of lard. I haven't really gone for many morning walks, since my dog died, and I have become a pig over the winter and fall, too, for that matter. I was feeling pretty good this morning at about five thirty, when I went out for some excersize, and tried to trot a little. I used to jog a lot and I really need to start again. This morning was not the time - I barely made it six blocks at a light pace, before I began to face the reality that I'm a fifty year old tub of lard and I really should not be running, without some period of time to gradually build up some stamina, again.

It's not my cardio-vascular system that punked out, though. It was my joints. God DAMN it!

the only reason i care about my health, a little, is because my kids are so young.

I have all that in spades. I was forty four when my son was born. I'll be directed to the grandparent's section at my kids' graduations, I'm sure.