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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #330 on: April 01, 2007, 07:33:28 PM »
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #331 on: April 01, 2007, 07:48:21 PM »
Quote from: ossifiedmanass on April 01, 2007, 07:33:28 PM
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try them on your nuts after a vasectomy.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #332 on: April 01, 2007, 08:56:32 PM »
Quote from: duncvis on March 30, 2007, 09:01:47 PM
How the fuck do you tear a shirt dancing? Unless you're pissed up and you hammer nails randomly into your walls?

I dance hard.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #333 on: April 01, 2007, 08:57:39 PM »
Quote from: Petra on April 01, 2007, 12:22:59 PM
Quote from: ozymanglesdaisies on April 01, 2007, 12:17:10 PM
Not sure what that is, Peter!  But, it certainly wouldn't hurt.  Ibuprofen 400mg or Naproxen Sodium 220mg are the anti-inflammatories I know here in the US.

Just check to see if the medication is out of date, if it's been years out of date, I wouldn't take it.  A few months or weeks, your most likely safe to use it.

It expired last month.  Maybe I should stick it in the freezer so it'll keep better?

We did that with the family cat. Never really helped it much.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #334 on: April 02, 2007, 10:46:10 AM »

My skin is crawling and I don't have good balance, today. My eyes are twitching and my legs are jumping.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #335 on: April 02, 2007, 03:26:04 PM »

SHIT! Car problems!

... and no one I can nail up and whip for it.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #336 on: April 02, 2007, 03:30:06 PM »
you may take it out on me.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #337 on: April 02, 2007, 03:31:21 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on April 02, 2007, 03:30:06 PM
you may take it out on me.

I thought you'd given up on that lifestyle?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #338 on: April 02, 2007, 03:40:52 PM »
people who leave their carts in the middle of the aisle.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #339 on: April 03, 2007, 01:04:58 AM »
My fucking 'roids. Guess I've gotta stop letting Lit think that I'm female.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #340 on: April 03, 2007, 05:38:02 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on April 02, 2007, 03:30:06 PM
you may take it out on me.
Thanks for the perspective!

My car problems are wear and tear related. Sorry to hear about yours. I'm sure it was very upsetting to your family. Glad everyone is OK.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #341 on: April 03, 2007, 07:50:23 AM »

I'm a fat tub of lard. I haven't really gone for many morning walks, since my dog died, and I have become a pig over the winter and fall, too, for that matter. I was feeling pretty good this morning at about five thirty, when I went out for some excersize, and tried to trot a little. I used to jog a lot and I really need to start again. This morning was not the time - I barely made it six blocks at a light pace, before I began to face the reality that I'm a fifty year old tub of lard and I really should not be running, without some period of time to gradually build up some stamina, again.

It's not my cardio-vascular system that punked out, though. It was my joints. God DAMN it!
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #342 on: April 03, 2007, 07:54:41 AM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on April 03, 2007, 07:50:23 AM

I'm a fat tub of lard. I haven't really gone for many morning walks, since my dog died, and I have become a pig over the winter and fall, too, for that matter. I was feeling pretty good this morning at about five thirty, when I went out for some excersize, and tried to trot a little. I used to jog a lot and I really need to start again. This morning was not the time - I barely made it six blocks at a light pace, before I began to face the reality that I'm a fifty year old tub of lard and I really should not be running, without some period of time to gradually build up some stamina, again.

It's not my cardio-vascular system that punked out, though. It was my joints. God DAMN it!
the only reason i care about my health, a little, is because my kids are so young.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #343 on: April 03, 2007, 07:57:16 AM »
I've not been going for walks either since my dog died, and because the weather was absolutely horrific through the whole of winter here, I got very little exercise.  Now I'm trying to get back into it, but I've lost a lot of strength, and I keep picking up viruses that set me back.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #344 on: April 03, 2007, 07:59:36 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on April 03, 2007, 07:54:41 AM
Quote from: DirtDawg on April 03, 2007, 07:50:23 AM

I'm a fat tub of lard. I haven't really gone for many morning walks, since my dog died, and I have become a pig over the winter and fall, too, for that matter. I was feeling pretty good this morning at about five thirty, when I went out for some excersize, and tried to trot a little. I used to jog a lot and I really need to start again. This morning was not the time - I barely made it six blocks at a light pace, before I began to face the reality that I'm a fifty year old tub of lard and I really should not be running, without some period of time to gradually build up some stamina, again.

It's not my cardio-vascular system that punked out, though. It was my joints. God DAMN it!
the only reason i care about my health, a little, is because my kids are so young.
I have all that in spades. I was forty four when my son was born. I'll be directed to the grandparent's section at my kids' graduations, I'm sure.
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