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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2970 on: December 04, 2007, 01:17:44 PM »
My head hurts.  :(
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2971 on: December 04, 2007, 02:57:40 PM »

I'm fucking beat. My ass is still three doors down. It has not yet arrived from work, yet.

It's dragon.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2972 on: December 04, 2007, 06:07:54 PM »
SO long as it's not breathing fire! :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2973 on: December 04, 2007, 07:12:36 PM »
Quote from: ozymandias on December 04, 2007, 06:07:54 PM
SO long as it's not breathing fire! :P

:D

Nah, the fire is in the otther end for now.



I just bit into a very hot pickkled habanero pepper and it sprayed vinegarr and oils alll over my monitor.

I know better than to try to eat here!!
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2974 on: December 05, 2007, 07:00:00 PM »
I'm lame.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2975 on: December 05, 2007, 07:01:04 PM »
Quote from: Richard Wagner on December 05, 2007, 07:00:00 PM
I'm lame.

Get a handicapped sticker for those close parking spots :asthing:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2976 on: December 05, 2007, 07:27:19 PM »
Would that the spambots of AI had one neck and I.............the sword to cleave it! >:(
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2977 on: December 05, 2007, 07:53:58 PM »
Quote from: Richard Wagner on December 05, 2007, 07:00:00 PM
I'm lame.

I wouldn't say that I'm lame, but my hip joint still has not healed completely, after two months.  It's a lot better, though!
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2978 on: December 05, 2007, 08:09:31 PM »
 ::) I meant non-physically.
Though, my poor legs are
so abused recently. Damned
shin-splints just won't heal.
Not like I can keep from dancing.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2979 on: December 05, 2007, 08:19:31 PM »
I realized that but not for a minute or so after I read it :asthing:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2980 on: December 05, 2007, 09:37:58 PM »
So, here's a real bitch - getting hair wrapped around
the head of my penis. Trying to remove it, while
semi-erect, just causes me to get more erect. It
itches, and stimulates enough, that I can't seem
to go down. Fucking annoying.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2981 on: December 06, 2007, 01:51:05 AM »
Poor you.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2982 on: December 06, 2007, 02:08:41 AM »
sounds painful. :o
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2983 on: December 07, 2007, 02:55:46 AM »
My bank just called me, and asked me if I have used my credit card to buy something from a US bookstore yesterday, and something else (much more expensive) from Turkey, earlier today.

The short answer is no.  :grrr:

So now my credit card is blocked and a new one will be sent to me within a few days.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2984 on: December 07, 2007, 03:33:53 AM »
 :o
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