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Quote from: Enos on June 03, 2011, 02:19:03 PMOh thank fucking god for that! He does not hate me, and says he wasn't that bothered by it anyway and he's just in a bad mood today. But that still doesn't take away the fact that I have foot-in-mouth disease. It's not a disease, it's a gift.
Oh thank fucking god for that! He does not hate me, and says he wasn't that bothered by it anyway and he's just in a bad mood today. But that still doesn't take away the fact that I have foot-in-mouth disease.
Quote from: odeon on June 03, 2011, 02:23:15 PMQuote from: Enos on June 03, 2011, 02:19:03 PMOh thank fucking god for that! He does not hate me, and says he wasn't that bothered by it anyway and he's just in a bad mood today. But that still doesn't take away the fact that I have foot-in-mouth disease. It's not a disease, it's a gift.I would argue otherwise.
Quote from: odeon on June 03, 2011, 02:05:05 PMQuote from: Enos on June 03, 2011, 01:59:32 PMI seem to have unintentionally offended my boyfriend by telling him about some video I saw of a deaf porn star making crazy noises, because I thought it was a funny video. But of course, his mum is actually deaf, and he said so as soon as I told him about the vid. I asked if I said something wrong, he goes yeah now he's being strangely silent. Sorry. This is hilarious.I think he temporarily hates me right now.
Quote from: Enos on June 03, 2011, 01:59:32 PMI seem to have unintentionally offended my boyfriend by telling him about some video I saw of a deaf porn star making crazy noises, because I thought it was a funny video. But of course, his mum is actually deaf, and he said so as soon as I told him about the vid. I asked if I said something wrong, he goes yeah now he's being strangely silent. Sorry. This is hilarious.
I seem to have unintentionally offended my boyfriend by telling him about some video I saw of a deaf porn star making crazy noises, because I thought it was a funny video. But of course, his mum is actually deaf, and he said so as soon as I told him about the vid. I asked if I said something wrong, he goes yeah now he's being strangely silent.
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
My head really hurts and I feel sicknot gonna enjoy my birthday chinese now
Quote from: Enos on June 03, 2011, 02:08:30 PMQuote from: odeon on June 03, 2011, 02:05:05 PMQuote from: Enos on June 03, 2011, 01:59:32 PMI seem to have unintentionally offended my boyfriend by telling him about some video I saw of a deaf porn star making crazy noises, because I thought it was a funny video. But of course, his mum is actually deaf, and he said so as soon as I told him about the vid. I asked if I said something wrong, he goes yeah now he's being strangely silent. Sorry. This is hilarious.I think he temporarily hates me right now. Could his mother have left the corset under your bed?
Quote from: Heinrich on June 03, 2011, 02:56:50 PMMy head really hurts and I feel sicknot gonna enjoy my birthday chinese now Just wait, cbc will say that she'll help you eat it.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Life is just too short for worrying about that sort of thing. I'm always saying things the people around me regret later.
