A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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I dusted off my N64 and played some old games on it, but it crashes every few hours. It never used to do that.
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It's the little details that do it. Like finding a cigarette end in the kitchen in a jar on the sink. Shouldn't he know by now I really, really hate that. And finding it in a plastic jar that I use daily makes it even worse. Had to scrub it a few times with lots of detergent before the smell was gone, and I could use it to make my youngest a drink.
Quote from: hykeaswell on May 18, 2011, 02:16:31 AMIt's the little details that do it. Like finding a cigarette end in the kitchen in a jar on the sink. Shouldn't he know by now I really, really hate that. And finding it in a plastic jar that I use daily makes it even worse. Had to scrub it a few times with lots of detergent before the smell was gone, and I could use it to make my youngest a drink. Yuck!
Quote from: Heinrich on May 17, 2011, 04:48:11 PMFUCK this! Was just updating my blog and nearly finished, when I went to edit and picture on it and screwd ep and lost everything Goddammit!!!!You can upload blog posts from Word, and they are always saved on your computer
FUCK this! Was just updating my blog and nearly finished, when I went to edit and picture on it and screwd ep and lost everything Goddammit!!!!
Quote from: Peter on May 18, 2011, 01:48:59 AMI dusted off my N64 and played some old games on it, but it crashes every few hours. It never used to do that.I used to have one a long time ago. My brother fucking sold it on eBay.
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
Quote from: MCalavera on May 18, 2011, 02:10:41 AMQuote from: Peter on May 18, 2011, 01:48:59 AMI dusted off my N64 and played some old games on it, but it crashes every few hours. It never used to do that.I used to have one a long time ago. My brother fucking sold it on eBay. Was the console shared between the two of you?
Quote from: Peter on May 18, 2011, 05:23:13 AMQuote from: MCalavera on May 18, 2011, 02:10:41 AMQuote from: Peter on May 18, 2011, 01:48:59 AMI dusted off my N64 and played some old games on it, but it crashes every few hours. It never used to do that.I used to have one a long time ago. My brother fucking sold it on eBay. Was the console shared between the two of you?In the beginning, yes, but he took total ownership of it later on after an agreement we made.Lesson to be learned: No matter how much you trust your younger brother, trust him with your money, trust him with your life, but never trust him to take care of any video game console for you.
Quote from: PPK on May 18, 2011, 02:21:48 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on May 18, 2011, 02:16:31 AMIt's the little details that do it. Like finding a cigarette end in the kitchen in a jar on the sink. Shouldn't he know by now I really, really hate that. And finding it in a plastic jar that I use daily makes it even worse. Had to scrub it a few times with lots of detergent before the smell was gone, and I could use it to make my youngest a drink. Yuck! Indeed.We've got a saying "Stank voor dank" (Stench as a thank you). And this just literally is that. My ex smokes outside. That makes leaving this cigarette end in the kitchen even worse in a way. Just makes no sense at all.
Quote from: MCalavera on May 18, 2011, 06:36:50 AMQuote from: Peter on May 18, 2011, 05:23:13 AMQuote from: MCalavera on May 18, 2011, 02:10:41 AMQuote from: Peter on May 18, 2011, 01:48:59 AMI dusted off my N64 and played some old games on it, but it crashes every few hours. It never used to do that.I used to have one a long time ago. My brother fucking sold it on eBay. Was the console shared between the two of you?In the beginning, yes, but he took total ownership of it later on after an agreement we made.Lesson to be learned: No matter how much you trust your younger brother, trust him with your money, trust him with your life, but never trust him to take care of any video game console for you.Have you considered buying a replacement from Ebay?
My aunt is at it again.
Quote from: PuppetSockPenguin on May 18, 2011, 06:53:32 PMMy aunt is at it again.Aren't busybody relatives great? Isn't teaching music a job?