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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11175 on: January 14, 2010, 08:50:47 AM »
Some stupid slut from my old secondary school is close to giving birth and keeps giving really graphic status updates of the current situation of her vagina on Facebook.  I really don't want to know  :thumbdn:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11176 on: January 14, 2010, 09:58:41 AM »
Last night I had my first wet dream, and second ever, since I was a teenager...like 15 or so. It was a very vivid dream, as one would expect.

However, I didn't even have full-on intercourse with the girl I was with. I was at a casino that had a brothel and I went back with the chick, but she kept her panties on and we 'rubbed' our stuff until we both got off. What the fuck is wrong with me? :hahaha:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11177 on: January 14, 2010, 10:35:55 AM »
Quote from: Trigger11 on January 14, 2010, 09:58:41 AM
Last night I had my first wet dream, and second ever, since I was a teenager...like 15 or so. It was a very vivid dream, as one would expect.

However, I didn't even have full-on intercourse with the girl I was with. I was at a casino that had a brothel and I went back with the chick, but she kept her panties on and we 'rubbed' our stuff until we both got off. What the fuck is wrong with me? :hahaha:

I've only ever had one wet dream, which occurred last year, I think as a consequence of my meds; they've made me a bit more sensitive down there, and they've also reduced my libido, so I masturbate less frequently than I used to.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11178 on: January 16, 2010, 08:29:24 AM »
Flat tire, delaying everyting, still haven't got my job finished.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11179 on: January 16, 2010, 10:34:09 AM »
Can't get another doctors appointment till February
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11180 on: January 16, 2010, 10:38:24 AM »
are you having the swap?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11181 on: January 16, 2010, 05:10:01 PM »
I just have one bottle of beer.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11182 on: January 16, 2010, 05:12:33 PM »
Snazzlestick was banned  :'(  The mods must have sockpuppets here.

Now where will I get my Aspie men to flirt with from?!  >:(
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11183 on: January 16, 2010, 05:17:12 PM »
Quote from: Bint on January 16, 2010, 05:12:33 PM
Snazzlestick was banned  :'(  The mods must have sockpuppets here.

Now where will I get my Aspie men to flirt with from?!  >:(

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11184 on: January 16, 2010, 06:58:29 PM »
Quote from: odeon on January 16, 2010, 05:17:12 PM
Quote from: Bint on January 16, 2010, 05:12:33 PM
Snazzlestick was banned  :'(  The mods must have sockpuppets here.

Now where will I get my Aspie men to flirt with from?!  >:(

???

Snazzlestick was Bint's sockpuppet on WP. 

She called the mods twats there in one of her first posts, so her banning was just a question of time even though Alex just laughed at her when she said it.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11185 on: January 16, 2010, 09:21:59 PM »
Quote from: Bint on January 16, 2010, 05:12:33 PM
Snazzlestick was banned  :'(  The mods must have sockpuppets here.

Now where will I get my Aspie men to flirt with from?!  >:(

Spies :litigious:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11186 on: January 17, 2010, 02:12:52 PM »
I wonder who's spying, maybe some fat, old lady.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11187 on: January 17, 2010, 04:32:52 PM »
Itchy eyes.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11188 on: January 20, 2010, 03:22:26 PM »
I haven't been sleeping well at night for over a week and it finally caught up with me and I slept through my alarms today and missed seeing Katie before she left for school. The ex made note that I missed it.  ::)
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11189 on: January 20, 2010, 04:44:31 PM »
I thought I had bought a sound card through an ad on the net. I emailed the guy and said I wanted it, and he promised to get back to me with the shipping costs. Now, as I'd not heard from him, I contacted him again and he said he'd sold the card to someone else.  :grrr: :grrr: :grrr:
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