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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #10410 on: October 21, 2009, 07:23:33 PM »
Why do I suddenly feel like the I2 blowup doll? Fucking horny bastards. The whole lot of ya.

oh if only i could get hold of a doll that looked just like you :D

you'd be shocked at my treatment of it :D
or flattered :D
depends :D

Bwahaha....Poor CG. Internationally used and abused .

Parts keeps 69ing me an he's sober too!! :o
Well almost :glug:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #10411 on: October 22, 2009, 12:26:21 AM »
I've slept on many a floor, why can't I sleep on this one? Fuck! The whole point was to get some sleep and not lose two hours to driving to and from home. I have a meeting at 0830!  :zombiefuck:
Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #10412 on: October 22, 2009, 05:07:22 AM »
My fringe is fucked  :(

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #10413 on: October 22, 2009, 05:10:27 AM »
My fringe is fucked  :(
Lunatic fringe?  :zoinks:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #10414 on: October 22, 2009, 05:21:20 AM »

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #10415 on: October 22, 2009, 06:03:52 AM »
Fuck mornings! :zombiefuck:
Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #10416 on: October 22, 2009, 06:27:01 AM »
WTF!? Leg cramps during sex! Argh!

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #10417 on: October 22, 2009, 06:32:05 AM »
Position change, Batman! :ninja:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #10418 on: October 22, 2009, 06:37:34 AM »
Position change, Batman! :ninja:

Yeah I stretched out the offending leg while doing some ninja balancing moves and kept at it. The leg recovered and I put it into overdrive.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #10419 on: October 22, 2009, 06:48:16 AM »
:laugh:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #10420 on: October 22, 2009, 06:49:12 AM »
Tired. :yawn:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #10421 on: October 22, 2009, 08:11:24 AM »
Position change, Batman! :ninja:

Yeah I stretched out the offending leg while doing some ninja balancing moves and kept at it. The leg recovered and I put it into overdrive.

Too fucking funny as I have so been there!!!  :zoinks:

The worst is when a huge pocket o gas decides to make an escape attempt while you're working it. Going 15+ minutes squeezing that in can be torture!
Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #10422 on: October 22, 2009, 08:31:16 AM »
You guys are hilarious and I so needed a laugh today. :laugh:

My bitch for the day: My ex is being an ass every time I try to talk to him about the stuff with my Mum. He's suffering from a massive dose of foot in mouth syndrome and he made me cry. Bah. Now how i wanted to start off my day.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #10423 on: October 22, 2009, 08:35:31 AM »
Position change, Batman! :ninja:

Yeah I stretched out the offending leg while doing some ninja balancing moves and kept at it. The leg recovered and I put it into overdrive.

Too fucking funny as I have so been there!!!  :zoinks:

The worst is when a huge pocket o gas decides to make an escape attempt while you're working it. Going 15+ minutes squeezing that in can be torture!

If you make it, then it's cool. If not, well... time to die of embarrassment.  :zombiefuck:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #10424 on: October 22, 2009, 08:49:40 AM »
"come by on monday, and we can talk about whats happening with your payment."

actual statement.

1. What can i contribute to that discussion? lets see
a) "i have no idea where you guys put my money."
b) "whats happening is that you guys havent made the transfer."
c) "my payment hasnt been paid yet."

2. yes, lets talk. lets talk about money. that will make me feel better:
me: "hi... "
them: "hi there. so... the money."
me: "yes. i dont wanna nag, but i REALLY need it now. you know. for food."
them: "yes yes, who doesnt. cant you... find food? you know, hunter gatherer style?"
me: "no. i dont have weapons or equipment to make traps, besides its probably not legal to just kill of local wildlife. why cant i have my money?"
them: "you can! its your right! in fact, your getting more than usual because of your disability!"
me: "cool, when?"
them: "god knows, tomorrow, next week, next month, who cares? im bored."
me: "so... im getting more money, but im not getting it?"
them: "you're getting it SOOOON! arent you glad we got to talk about this?"
me: "fucking thrilled. can i have your home address?"

thing is...
this happens every other month...
only this time they really drew out the no-payment time, only once before have they dragged it out this much, and that was years ago.

thing is, human mentality:
THEY got money, THEY're not in a hurry. THEY cant comprehend that you CAN be _fucked_ in norway. "but its norway! HAHAHA! oil-nation!" well then GIVE ME THE FUCKING OIL!!! :(
i cant go to the store and ask them for free food, cus we're an oil nation :(
if they promise welfare, we cant survive on the promise allone. either pay the fuck up, or shut the service down and ill do like normal broke people and mug them on their way home.