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Offline Phlexor

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #10185 on: October 08, 2009, 04:34:51 PM »
ARGH!!!

PAIN!!!

FLU LIKE SYMPTOMS!!!

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #10186 on: October 09, 2009, 04:47:47 AM »
Quote from: parts on October 08, 2009, 03:44:29 PM
Quote from: odeon on October 08, 2009, 03:02:11 PM
Quote from: ma SPOON is too BIG on October 08, 2009, 02:25:36 PM
arh that sucks - isn't it in their interests to pursue it properly?

I would have thought so.

Quote from: parts on October 08, 2009, 02:27:08 PM
Do you know where he lives??? >:D

Yes.  >:( >:( >:(


Get a big box of nails and throw a few handfuls in his driveway everyday works wonders for pricks. >:D

 >:D >:D >:D
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #10187 on: October 09, 2009, 06:19:50 AM »
Quote from: odeon on October 09, 2009, 04:47:47 AM
Quote from: parts on October 08, 2009, 03:44:29 PM
Quote from: odeon on October 08, 2009, 03:02:11 PM
Quote from: ma SPOON is too BIG on October 08, 2009, 02:25:36 PM
arh that sucks - isn't it in their interests to pursue it properly?
I would have thought so.
Quote from: parts on October 08, 2009, 02:27:08 PM
Do you know where he lives??? >:D

Yes.  >:( >:( >:(
Get a big box of nails and throw a few handfuls in his driveway everyday works wonders for pricks. >:D
>:D >:D >:D
parts, you really are evil, you know? I may need your advice in the future.  :green:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #10188 on: October 09, 2009, 07:36:53 AM »
Quote from: parts on October 08, 2009, 03:44:29 PM
Quote from: odeon on October 08, 2009, 03:02:11 PM
Quote from: ma SPOON is too BIG on October 08, 2009, 02:25:36 PM
arh that sucks - isn't it in their interests to pursue it properly?

I would have thought so.

Quote from: parts on October 08, 2009, 02:27:08 PM
Do you know where he lives??? >:D

Yes.  >:( >:( >:(


Get a big box of nails and throw a few handfuls in his driveway everyday works wonders for pricks. >:D

Drive-by nailing  :plus:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #10189 on: October 09, 2009, 08:33:52 AM »
What you do is you get some big nails. Then bend them into L shapes. Then you spot weld 2 of them together in their inner elbows. They then sit on the ground like a tripod with a pointy bit pointing straight up.

Have fun.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #10190 on: October 09, 2009, 09:23:41 AM »
I just have never been one for direct confrontation :laugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #10191 on: October 09, 2009, 09:38:23 AM »
Lay some barbed wire accross the bottom of his driveway. Weigh it down and stretch it out so it doesn't look obvious.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #10192 on: October 09, 2009, 10:23:17 AM »
The nails are good they will get a flat then have to sweep the drive everyday it's satisfying to watch and it doesn't get old even after a month.  Not that I would ever do such a thing  :zoinks:  Well the statue of limitations has expired anyway  :o
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #10193 on: October 09, 2009, 10:29:33 AM »
I hate getting up early and this laptop I am using is a bitch
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #10194 on: October 09, 2009, 10:39:44 AM »
Make sure the dude doesn't have kids or pets. :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #10195 on: October 09, 2009, 11:23:42 AM »
I may well be getting chucked out of college after half term.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #10196 on: October 09, 2009, 11:51:15 AM »
crap. Why? Grades?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #10197 on: October 09, 2009, 11:57:23 AM »
I'm on probation and I bunk too much.  I have no decent excuse for this really.  I just hate Media Studies and the teacher so I avoid it.  I never make an effort for teachers I don't like, I'm fucking stupid  ::)
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #10198 on: October 09, 2009, 12:03:32 PM »
You are not stupid! It sounds like you have a similar issue that I have about avoidance. For me it is about potential conflicts mostly!
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #10199 on: October 09, 2009, 12:09:24 PM »
Yeah I'm terrible when it comes to avoiding things  :P  I don't worry about conflict as much now because I'm just not as angsty/rude as I was as a younger teen.  I mean, I used to give my teachers hell in secondary school.  Particularly my English and History ones.  The latter refused to teach me in the end and I had to take my lessons separately with the Head of History.  Ahh, memories  ::)  I always got good grades though, even if I didn't turn up to lessons or do homework.  I don't think I did a single piece of English homework in Year 11.  Still got A/B for Lang and Lit GCSEs though  :laugh:
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