Author Topic: Really Bad Euphemisms for Stupid People (Read 3005 times)

Callaway · « **Reply #15 on:** February 24, 2007, 12:03:56 PM »

A 20th century man. The guy has no future.

Callaway · « **Reply #16 on:** February 24, 2007, 12:04:22 PM »

24 cents short of a quarter.

Callaway · « **Reply #17 on:** February 24, 2007, 12:04:53 PM »

A 3.5-inch drive, but data on punch cards.

Callaway · « **Reply #18 on:** February 24, 2007, 12:05:53 PM »

A dim bulb in the marquee of life.

Callaway · « **Reply #19 on:** February 24, 2007, 12:14:47 PM »

A few planets short of a federation.

Callaway · « **Reply #20 on:** February 24, 2007, 12:15:13 PM »

A few photons short of a hologram/holodeck.

Callaway · « **Reply #21 on:** February 24, 2007, 12:15:52 PM »

A great deal of pride, but very little to be proud of.

Callaway · « **Reply #22 on:** February 24, 2007, 12:16:30 PM »

A flash of light, a cloud of dust, and... What was the question?

Callaway · « **Reply #23 on:** February 24, 2007, 12:16:58 PM »

A hop, skip, and jump from success, but to get there he'd have to give up chewing gum.

Callaway · « **Reply #24 on:** February 24, 2007, 12:17:22 PM »

A legend in his own mind.

Callaway · « **Reply #25 on:** February 24, 2007, 12:17:48 PM »

A gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.

Callaway · « **Reply #26 on:** February 24, 2007, 12:18:29 PM »

A modest little person, with much to be modest about.

Callaway · « **Reply #27 on:** February 24, 2007, 12:19:01 PM »

A logically defunct twit.

Callaway · « **Reply #28 on:** February 24, 2007, 12:19:40 PM »

A mental midget with the IQ of a fencepost.

Callaway · « **Reply #29 on:** February 24, 2007, 12:20:22 PM »

A minefield of information.

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