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Re: Ask Litigious anything
« Reply #225 on: May 24, 2007, 03:37:58 PM »
Serves less purpose.
Trapping cum makes
it easy to masturbate
and then carry it to the
sink, without making a mess.

Have girls make flowers out of it?

Trap air, and make weird noises?

(the latter feels nice too)
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Re: Ask Litigious anything
« Reply #226 on: May 24, 2007, 03:39:57 PM »
Have had girls putting their tounges inside it. That's nice.  8)
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Re: Ask Litigious anything
« Reply #227 on: May 24, 2007, 03:55:51 PM »
Yes, it certainly is.
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Re: Ask the Misogynist anything
« Reply #228 on: May 29, 2007, 08:42:41 PM »
Litigious, are men better than women?  if so, why?
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Re: Ask the Misogynist anything
« Reply #229 on: May 30, 2007, 08:56:24 AM »
Quote from: McQuagmire on May 29, 2007, 08:42:41 PM
Litigious, are men better than women?  if so, why?

Because we don't bleed every 4 week; because we are intellectually, physically and morally stronger (usually); because we are loyal; because we're not sensitive, and, the few times we are we're certainly not sensitive over the colours of the curtains.

Etc.  8)
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Re: Ask the Misogynist anything
« Reply #230 on: May 30, 2007, 08:57:55 AM »
Don't you find color schemes an important
part of your surroundings?
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Re: Ask the Misogynist anything
« Reply #231 on: May 30, 2007, 09:10:03 AM »
Quote from: Litigious on May 30, 2007, 08:56:24 AM
Quote from: McQuagmire on May 29, 2007, 08:42:41 PM
Litigious, are men better than women?  if so, why?

Because we don't bleed every 4 week; because we are intellectually, physically and morally stronger (usually); because we are loyal; because we're not sensitive, and, the few times we are we're certainly not sensitive over the colours of the curtains.

Etc.  8)

What would you do if you woke up tomorrow bleeding, with cramps, and it happened every four weeks after that like clockwork?

I disagree about the loyal part, BTW.  I think some women are just as loyal as some men and while there are some disloyal women, there are probably even more disloyal men.
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Re: Ask the Misogynist anything
« Reply #232 on: May 30, 2007, 09:11:54 AM »
I would reply to this latest crap but I'm too busy crying over the fact my duvet cover isn't the exact right shade of pink I wanted.  ::)
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Re: Ask the Misogynist anything
« Reply #233 on: May 30, 2007, 09:31:59 AM »
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on May 30, 2007, 09:11:54 AM
I would reply to this latest crap but I'm too busy crying over the fact my duvet cover isn't the exact right shade of pink I wanted.  ::)

:LMAO:

 :plus:
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Re: Ask the Misogynist anything
« Reply #234 on: May 30, 2007, 11:12:42 AM »
Quote from: calandale on May 30, 2007, 08:57:55 AM
Don't you find color schemes an important
part of your surroundings?

Yes, in fact more than most other heterosexual males, it seemes, but I wouldn't start WWIII because of it, like a wench would.  8)
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Re: Ask the Misogynist anything
« Reply #235 on: May 30, 2007, 11:15:14 AM »
Quote from: Callaway on May 30, 2007, 09:10:03 AM
What would you do if you woke up tomorrow bleeding, with cramps, and it happened every four weeks after that like clockwork?

I'd try to get hold of a gun and kill myself like a man. I could also blow myself up with a home-made bomb, for which I already have stuff.  8)
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Re: Ask the Misogynist anything
« Reply #236 on: May 30, 2007, 11:16:44 AM »
Quote from: Litigious on May 30, 2007, 11:15:14 AM
Quote from: Callaway on May 30, 2007, 09:10:03 AM
What would you do if you woke up tomorrow bleeding, with cramps, and it happened every four weeks after that like clockwork?

I'd try to get hold of a gun and kill myself like a man. I could also blow myself up with a home-made bomb, for which I already have stuff.  8)

For such a 'manly' uberman, you don't half come off as a drama queen. :ghey:

OMG blood! *swoons and goes for the shotgun*
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Re: Ask the Misogynist anything
« Reply #237 on: May 30, 2007, 01:13:39 PM »
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on May 30, 2007, 09:11:54 AM
I would reply to this latest crap but I'm too busy crying over the fact my duvet cover isn't the exact right shade of pink I wanted.  ::)

:rofl: +
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Re: Ask the Misogynist anything
« Reply #238 on: May 30, 2007, 05:27:58 PM »
Quote from: Callaway on May 30, 2007, 09:10:03 AM
Quote from: Litigious on May 30, 2007, 08:56:24 AM
Quote from: McQuagmire on May 29, 2007, 08:42:41 PM
Litigious, are men better than women?  if so, why?

Because we don't bleed every 4 week; because we are intellectually, physically and morally stronger (usually); because we are loyal; because we're not sensitive, and, the few times we are we're certainly not sensitive over the colours of the curtains.

Etc.  8)

What would you do if you woke up tomorrow bleeding, with cramps, and it happened every four weeks after that like clockwork?

I disagree about the loyal part, BTW.  I think some women are just as loyal as some men and while there are some disloyal women, there are probably even more disloyal men.
What would you do if you woke up tomorrow bleeding, with cramps....your eye had a kebab skewer in it, one kidney was missing, your mouth had been superglued together, your fingers had been cut off and you found one of my stilletto heels firmly jammed up your ass?
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Re: Ask the Misogynist anything
« Reply #239 on: May 30, 2007, 05:51:25 PM »
he would probably moan in pain since his lips were sealed. :-*
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