are you trying to sell yourself to me, darling? oh do - i love to flirt.
where's the smiley wot flutters her eyelashes...?
Just bragging, really.
I'm not good at flirting, but my wife tells me that I flirt constantly with women. She wants me to refrain from smoothing my eyebrows with my tongue, in public.
Seriously ...
I have quite a bit to brag about, in my view.
sigh... another one bites the dust. married, eh? all the good ones are already taken. 
*goes off to sigh and weep a bit...*
*places brotherly arm around her shoulders, makes her breathe deeply, enjoys the show*
There, there, everything's going to be fine.
*cops a feel, engulfs the warmth in her lower back, surprised at the muscle tone there, realizes it is probably from kicking scumbag dawgs, withdraws hands to cover nuts*
Your dream shag is looking for you, right now. He could be right around the corner.
