“Artificial Flavor” by
2 Skinnee J’s formerly known as
Too Skinnee J’s From the album
‘Sing, Earth Boy, Sing!’2 Skinnee J's acting crazed as of late
Sorry, it must be something that we ate
Satiated what we gave you our behavior will astound you
The artificial flavors all around you
Well, it’s the flavor saver savior here to save ya
I’ll dehydrate ya, pack you up, pardon this behavior
Give me Nutrasweet, powdered cheese, extra-extra MSG
I come minus agua so just add water
It’s the starter I’ll be your martyr - not tart I’m tartar
Any plate that I can make is something like ambrosia
Give me calcium propionate, sodium benzoate
Preserve me like the Everglades I like my food man-made
Screw the lactic acid I'll eat plastic if I have ta
Include the saccharin for a meal that's fantastic
Give me green #3 or blue #2
It will all come together in the artificial flavor stew
Approach as I broach this topic and try to coach this
Artificial flavor's got me bugging' like roaches
I'm getting busy like a bumble
Now the honey's kinda funny and the hive starts to crumble
I just wish for bliss in this life that I'm leading but I'm dreaming'
Now the demon's feeding and eating
Offers me an apple but I know the shit's been sprayed
With chemicals and its detrimental to my medical condition
Concoction of a magician
Taken only under the advice of a physician
Delicious but pernicious so it ain't no friend of mine
The flavors artificial but the cancer’s genuine
As the cells swell like a wrist and a razor
Inhale the breeze of CFC's through my nasal passages ravages and contamination
Instant death, the choice of a new generation
