Listen up you scallywags!!! The G.P.C.W.A.E. Booty Call is a bout to set sail in serch of plunder and Yer Cap'n is looking for a motley crew to man her!!
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We're going to hunt down the H.M.S. Intensitysquared and take her by force of Aaaaaaaarms!
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We'll take all the plunder she has!! all her gold, her wenches and her rum!! and then we'll make Admiral Duncvis walk the plank!!
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If we fail in our mission, we'll just drink a lot of rum and go Aaaaaaaaaaargh!!! all day long.
All sailors who enlist will get: A cutlass, an eye patch, a parrot and a bottle of rum!!!
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ALL sign bellow or leave your witnessed maaaaaaaaaark!!
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