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I got a Granddaughter.
« on: September 02, 2021, 04:07:09 PM »
Born this morning.   

She's got two of everything she should have two of, and one of everything else.
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Re: I got a Granddaughter.
« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2021, 04:12:30 PM »
OMG FAD IS A GRANDPA!! :GA:

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Re: I got a Granddaughter.
« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2021, 04:46:57 PM »
It gets better.  My dog is going into labour and I'm going to have a box full of puppies by the end of the weekend.

Life is feckin' good.
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Re: I got a Granddaughter.
« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2021, 05:07:18 PM »
 :congrats:
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Re: I got a Granddaughter.
« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2021, 05:24:10 PM »
Babies and cubs, oh my!
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Re: I got a Granddaughter.
« Reply #5 on: September 02, 2021, 06:44:27 PM »
Congratulations.

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Re: I got a Granddaughter.
« Reply #6 on: September 02, 2021, 06:57:52 PM »
Noice.  :2thumbsup:
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Re: I got a Granddaughter.
« Reply #7 on: September 03, 2021, 11:44:56 AM »
Congrats!!

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Re: I got a Granddaughter.
« Reply #8 on: September 03, 2021, 07:14:56 PM »
Congratulations GrandPa!    :beergrin:
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Re: I got a Granddaughter.
« Reply #9 on: September 03, 2021, 07:44:30 PM »
Cool. What will you be, "Grandpa", "Pop", etc?

Will you keep a puppy?

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Re: I got a Granddaughter.
« Reply #10 on: September 04, 2021, 04:31:11 AM »
Cool. What will you be, "Grandpa", "Pop", etc?

Will you keep a puppy?

Last year I became a Great Aunty.

I'll be called "Dave".  My wife had a child from a previous marriage and she called me "Dave", so subsequent children and grandchild picked that up from her.   If my own kids call me "Dad" I don't know who they're talking to.

I breathed life into a stillborn puppy yesterday and although really small it looks strong enough to survive today.  I'm pumped about that.
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Re: I got a Granddaughter.
« Reply #11 on: September 04, 2021, 09:32:53 PM »
Cool. What will you be, "Grandpa", "Pop", etc?

Will you keep a puppy?

Last year I became a Great Aunty.
I'll be called "Dave".  My wife had a child from a previous marriage and she called me "Dave", so subsequent children and grandchild picked that up from her.   If my own kids call me "Dad" I don't know who they're talking to.

I breathed life into a stillborn puppy yesterday and although really small it looks strong enough to survive today.  I'm pumped about that.
My first stepdad was a Dave. He wanted me to call him Dad but he was always Dave to me. Now I have a Peter. I bought him a Father's Day card with Dad written on it so he may be happy about that.

That's totally awesome what you did with the tiny puppy. What breed are they?
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Re: I got a Granddaughter.
« Reply #12 on: September 05, 2021, 04:09:19 AM »
Cool. What will you be, "Grandpa", "Pop", etc?

Will you keep a puppy?

Last year I became a Great Aunty.
I'll be called "Dave".  My wife had a child from a previous marriage and she called me "Dave", so subsequent children and grandchild picked that up from her.   If my own kids call me "Dad" I don't know who they're talking to.

I breathed life into a stillborn puppy yesterday and although really small it looks strong enough to survive today.  I'm pumped about that.
My first stepdad was a Dave. He wanted me to call him Dad but he was always Dave to me. Now I have a Peter. I bought him a Father's Day card with Dad written on it so he may be happy about that.

That's totally awesome what you did with the tiny puppy. What breed are they?

Woke up to find that "Tiny" had died in the night.  Oh well.  It was always a possibility.  We still got 8 puppers all looking strong.   Mom knows something isn't right today.  She's scratching around her box looking for something.
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Re: I got a Granddaughter.
« Reply #13 on: September 05, 2021, 01:01:28 PM »
 :congrats:
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Re: I got a Granddaughter.
« Reply #14 on: September 07, 2021, 05:49:19 AM »
Born this morning.   

She's got two of everything she should have two of, and one of everything else.

Congrats, happy for you!
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