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Re: i poopied
« Reply #30 on: January 27, 2007, 05:26:53 PM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on January 27, 2007, 04:51:06 PM
No, Scr'eap, THAT was too much information ...

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I bow down to your Superior Prosterior!!! :fart:
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Re: i poopied
« Reply #31 on: January 27, 2007, 05:32:48 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on January 27, 2007, 05:17:44 PM
Quote from: Graelwyn on January 27, 2007, 05:15:20 PM
Recorded my burps but not farts.
can we hear one?


Only ever did them onto a dictophone. Wouldn't have a clue how to put them onto a pc.
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Re: i poopied
« Reply #32 on: January 28, 2007, 04:28:12 AM »
Quote from: Graelwyn on January 27, 2007, 05:11:04 PM
Wonder who is gonna be the first to lay their turd out against a ruler and take a photo to compare relative dimensions  :laugh:
Bet there's pictures of this somewhere on the internet.
....no, I'm not going to look for it. Looking at my own is enough, heh.
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Re: i poopied
« Reply #33 on: January 28, 2007, 06:17:17 AM »
Quote from: Graelwyn on January 27, 2007, 02:28:04 PM
I usually shit every day when I first get up, which is convenient as it means I don't have to worry about it the rest of the day. It twas a little pebbledashed today  :laugh:

I usually take my first shit after my morning coffee.  8)
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Re: i poopied
« Reply #34 on: January 28, 2007, 08:33:02 AM »
Quote from: Litigious on January 28, 2007, 06:17:17 AM
Quote from: Graelwyn on January 27, 2007, 02:28:04 PM
I usually shit every day when I first get up, which is convenient as it means I don't have to worry about it the rest of the day. It twas a little pebbledashed today  :laugh:

I usually take my first shit after my morning coffee.  8)

Ditto! Though myf first coffee is usually in the afternoon by the time I drag myself up.
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Re: i poopied
« Reply #35 on: January 28, 2007, 12:19:14 PM »
who has had near orgasmic poops?"
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Re: i poopied
« Reply #36 on: January 28, 2007, 12:19:59 PM »
Don't imagine that happens as much with females as with males?
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Re: i poopied
« Reply #37 on: January 28, 2007, 12:31:53 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on January 28, 2007, 12:19:14 PM
who has had near orgasmic poops?"

I have. I once had a really fat and long turd that came out of my arsehole in one single piece, that almost reached the surface of the water in the toilet bowl before it slipped out of my anus. It really felt like being fucked from inside by my own shit. 8)
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Re: i poopied
« Reply #38 on: January 28, 2007, 12:35:20 PM »
Quote from: Litigious on January 28, 2007, 12:31:53 PM
Quote from: McJagger on January 28, 2007, 12:19:14 PM
who has had near orgasmic poops?"

I have. I once had a really fat and long turd that came out of my arsehole in one single piece, that almost reached the surface of the water in the toilet bowl before it slipped out of my anus. It really felt like being fucked from inside by my own shit. 8)

at one point, did you try to work it back and forth (in and out)?
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Re: i poopied
« Reply #39 on: January 28, 2007, 12:38:29 PM »
 :LMAO: :moon: I cannot reach that level of grossness lol
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Re: i poopied
« Reply #40 on: January 28, 2007, 01:01:42 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on January 28, 2007, 12:35:20 PM
Quote from: Litigious on January 28, 2007, 12:31:53 PM
Quote from: McJagger on January 28, 2007, 12:19:14 PM
who has had near orgasmic poops?"

I have. I once had a really fat and long turd that came out of my arsehole in one single piece, that almost reached the surface of the water in the toilet bowl before it slipped out of my anus. It really felt like being fucked from inside by my own shit. 8)

at one point, did you try to work it back and forth (in and out)?

No, I'm not that kinky, but it was was good shit, though.  ;)
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Re: i poopied
« Reply #41 on: January 28, 2007, 01:05:35 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on January 28, 2007, 12:35:20 PM
Quote from: Litigious on January 28, 2007, 12:31:53 PM
Quote from: McJagger on January 28, 2007, 12:19:14 PM
who has had near orgasmic poops?"

I have. I once had a really fat and long turd that came out of my arsehole in one single piece, that almost reached the surface of the water in the toilet bowl before it slipped out of my anus. It really felt like being fucked from inside by my own shit. 8)

at one point, did you try to work it back and forth (in and out)?

Oooooooooh if Freud was here right now...................... :laugh:
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Re: i poopied
« Reply #42 on: January 28, 2007, 02:51:47 PM »
Quote from: Yougurt on January 28, 2007, 01:05:35 PM
Quote from: McJagger on January 28, 2007, 12:35:20 PM
Quote from: Litigious on January 28, 2007, 12:31:53 PM
Quote from: McJagger on January 28, 2007, 12:19:14 PM
who has had near orgasmic poops?"

I have. I once had a really fat and long turd that came out of my arsehole in one single piece, that almost reached the surface of the water in the toilet bowl before it slipped out of my anus. It really felt like being fucked from inside by my own shit. 8)

at one point, did you try to work it back and forth (in and out)?

Oooooooooh if Freud was here right now...................... :laugh:

....he'd probably shit in his pants! ;)
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Re: i poopied
« Reply #43 on: January 28, 2007, 03:00:13 PM »
 8) :laugh: :o :eyebrows:
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Re: i poopied
« Reply #44 on: March 03, 2012, 10:23:23 PM »
Omg... I think this is nearly as disgusting as the shit digging thread.. maybe more.  :lol:
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