So the Russian Covid vaccine is ready

[Conspiracy Nut]

I have a machine to do it they're very affordable

[Gopher Gary]

What do you do for a living, Reggie? Do you have a job? Mum still does your laundry, though, right?

Your momma's so fat she irons her clothes on the driveway. 

[Conspiracy Nut]

What do you do for a living, Reggie? Do you have a job? Mum still does your laundry, though, right?

im a software engineer, too.

everybodies a fucking software engineer now. you know why? because anybody can be a software engineer. its not like being a gas engineer or an electrician, you dont need to know anything. you dont need muscles to turn a wrench. you can pretty much be a complete psycho dick like bill gates, who probably never had sex with his wife. he probably never developed the ability to have an erection let alone maintain one. and this is your new god of healthcare. he just bought the position. welcome to 2020.

[Conspiracy Nut]

He doesnt want you to be healthy. its not about that. god some people are naive

[Conspiracy Nut]

Why would Bill Gates care about your health?

[Conspiracy Nut]

I'll keep posting that something is fishy about this situation as long as I can because it stinks to high heaven. its so fishy.

[Conspiracy Nut]

And if you think it doesn't stink then why don't you just eat a gallon of ice cream and get the russian vaccine?

[Conspiracy Nut]

I mean, how does it make you feel that vladimir putin is covid secure and you're not? does it make you feel like a little bitch?

even im covid secure, with myu vitamin d and my immune system, but you old fat people will die. why dont you pay me to wear a mask if it will save you?

[Conspiracy Nut]

you actually cant OD on weed, but the vaccine will be such a strong dose, to make it work for the fat people, that they will literally kill all the underweight people.

we're talking government sanctioned murder here.

[Gopher Gary]

But I thought you believe the virus was engineered to target old, sick, and/or fat people. Why would the vaccine be adapted to help them?  Pick a theory and stick to it. 

[Jack]

Does everybody on this forum talk in lawyer talk? Can none of you answer a simple fucking yes or no question about whether or not you will take it, and why?

Am still holding out hope you will settle down after a bit and actually attempt to engage in conversation on some of these topics, rather than posting long videos, seemingly talking to the walls, or demanding the walls answer questions. Lest be left to only talking to the walls.

[Minister Of Silly Walks]

[odeon]

What do you do for a living, Reggie? Do you have a job? Mum still does your laundry, though, right?

im a software engineer, too.

everybodies a fucking software engineer now. you know why? because anybody can be a software engineer. its not like being a gas engineer or an electrician, you dont need to know anything. you dont need muscles to turn a wrench. you can pretty much be a complete psycho dick like bill gates, who probably never had sex with his wife. he probably never developed the ability to have an erection let alone maintain one. and this is your new god of healthcare. he just bought the position. welcome to 2020.

Ah. You're that smelly IT support guy in the basement. Explains a lot.