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What would utopia be like?
« on: July 26, 2020, 05:13:43 PM »
I think it would be like earth but with a few important changes:
The nitrogen in the atmosphere is replaced with nitrous oxide.
Lightning would only happen on a highly localised level and at specific times, it will only strike people when they tell others how to eat.
Military is replaced with gardening club. There wouldn't be many people fighting under a nitrous atmosphere. They'd just need to take b12 supplements.
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Re: What would utopia be like?
« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2020, 05:30:50 PM »
I think there would be lots of low calorie food that taste good so Jack would let me eat foods that taste good.  :zoinks:
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Re: What would utopia be like?
« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2020, 05:34:13 PM »
dont you eat wood? like IKEA furniture and shit?
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Re: What would utopia be like?
« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2020, 05:36:04 PM »
Lately it seems that way. :emosad:
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Re: What would utopia be like?
« Reply #4 on: July 26, 2020, 05:51:35 PM »
why do i have more gold stars than you? is having less gold stars better?
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Re: What would utopia be like?
« Reply #5 on: July 26, 2020, 05:54:33 PM »
You're making me self-conscious. Quit judging my lack of stars.  >:(
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Re: What would utopia be like?
« Reply #6 on: July 26, 2020, 05:55:15 PM »
sorry and im even fucking up my own thread.
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Re: What would utopia be like?
« Reply #7 on: July 26, 2020, 05:58:05 PM »
I'm just giving you a hard time. There's only one star, and will only ever be one star, because this is a sockpuppet account. I'm also Jack. :orly:
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Re: What would utopia be like?
« Reply #8 on: July 26, 2020, 06:00:28 PM »
wow. thats surprisingly honest.

I don't think I was made to breathe air. I think I was made to breath a combination of nitrous and weed smoke.
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Re: What would utopia be like?
« Reply #9 on: July 26, 2020, 06:13:45 PM »
Yes, replace the 79% of the atmosphere that is currently nitrogen with Nitrous Oxide.

What could possibly go wrong?

Smoking, lightning, warfare and even cooking would need to be outlawed completely. As would electricity.
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Re: What would utopia be like?
« Reply #10 on: July 26, 2020, 06:14:07 PM »
Quote from: registrant44 on July 26, 2020, 06:00:28 PM
wow. thats surprisingly honest.

It says sockpuppet alert right under my name, so it's not really a secret.  :lol1:
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Re: What would utopia be like?
« Reply #11 on: July 26, 2020, 06:20:49 PM »
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Yes, replace the 79% of the atmosphere that is currently nitrogen with Nitrous Oxide.

What could possibly go wrong?

Smoking, lightning, warfare and even cooking would need to be outlawed completely. As would electricity.

I think it decomposes at 296.111 degrees c which is why it is a good fuel oxidiser. it doesn't decompose at room temperature.
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Re: What would utopia be like?
« Reply #12 on: July 26, 2020, 06:25:34 PM »
Quote from: registrant44 on July 26, 2020, 06:20:49 PM
Quote from: Minister of silly walks on July 26, 2020, 06:13:45 PM
Yes, replace the 79% of the atmosphere that is currently nitrogen with Nitrous Oxide.

What could possibly go wrong?

Smoking, lightning, warfare and even cooking would need to be outlawed completely. As would electricity.

I think it decomposes at 296.111 degrees c which is why it is a good fuel oxidiser. it doesn't decompose at room temperature.

No need to worry about NO decomposing. All you need is some oxygen and a spark.

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Re: What would utopia be like?
« Reply #13 on: July 26, 2020, 06:27:42 PM »
the temperature in those engines is over 2000 degrees normally.

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At the end of the compression the fuel is forced into the cylinder under high pressure. The temperature is so hot that the fuel burns as soon as it has mixed into the air. When the burns, the temperature inside the cylinder reaches about 25000C and the pressure is about 100 atmospheres (10 MPa).

http://www.ncert.nic.in/html/learning_basket/energy10class/combustion%20engine1.htm#:~:text=At%20the%20end%20of%20the%20compression%20the%20fuel%20is%20forced,100%20atmospheres%20(10%20MPa).

in 100 atmospheres the nitrous decomposes releasing oxygen which creates a fiercer burn

so they have blown up the engine itself, which is entirely possible.
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