Everyone is going to die!!!!

[Conspiracy Nut]

im sure thats cute but thats the reason people think youtube isn't serious, because of animal videos.

when the real videos full of facts, you  just dismiss as 'conspiracy videos' but you haven't watched them, of course. so you must be such a great expert on what a conspiracy video is. </sarc>

[Conspiracy Nut]

for example this is a news organisation

[Conspiracy Nut]

https://www.gov.uk/vaccine-damage-payment
https://fullfact.org/online/vaccine-damage-fund/

so suck it . hope u do take your shots.  because it looks like i was right all along tbh.  But I heard the vax will be really "amped up" Bill Gates' words, presumably that means it will contain half a gram of alumina per shot, maybe more who knows. If you want to inject that then fine, I hope you do. I hope you dont check your balls. So does Melinda Gates. its your life. whatever bro.

Bill and Melinda are sitting there with a map of the testical proteins and they're playing god but as if your balls are their little world. it makes me sick.

the covid vaccine needle isnt long enough for some people.

[Conspiracy Nut]

stop reading so much Owen Jones. in fact, just put The Gruaniad down.

[Lord of the Ales]

Here's an hour long funny animal video. I wont list the reasons why it should be watched because that's obvious. 

I approve of this video. I've only got as far as the cat complaining about its bath and I already refuse not to laugh.

[Conspiracy Nut]

your reading too much owen jones. owen wants you to blow your balls out. wake up people.

[Lord of the Ales]

Why does Owen Jones care about my balls? 

[Conspiracy Nut]

he wants to walk you down the road to having no balls at all, but one step at a time, like boiling the frog.

just give me any owen jones article and i'll show you the anti ball subliminals.

[Conspiracy Nut]

going to start the Ball Defense League. but that idea is so subversive, I will be the only member.

[Jack]

im sure thats cute but thats the reason people think youtube isn't serious, because of animal videos.

when the real videos full of facts, you  just dismiss as 'conspiracy videos' but you haven't watched them, of course. so you must be such a great expert on what a conspiracy video is. </sarc>

Jack likes some conspiracy theories. The reason people don't take any of it seriously is because there's so much out there which comes across as mouth frothing.

[Conspiracy Nut]

I feel like conspiracies is even too formal a term for it. It's like you're not allowed to speculate about what powerful people could do if they teamed up. You can speculate about stupid people, but the minute you speculate about anyone important, thats when you have a mental illness, apparently.

The real term is just... finding out why bill gates is fucking with us? what happens when the killer cells go after the ace2 proteins on the ball surface? etc?

How can you call yourself scientifically minded if you don't even care about the ball structure? These are the questions of our time.

I mean, for some reason a lot of people dont care about their balls, I can see.

[Dirty Big Yoke]

Conspiracy theories are wild, drunken sex orgie speculations presented as facts, for some reason. Actual conspiracies have indeed existed, but are always mundane compared to the batshit insane conspiracy theory nonsense I often see online.

[Minister Of Silly Walks]

Any conspiracy theory that relies on vast numbers of people keeping a secret is generally bollocks.

Real conspiracies tend to involve different groups of people acting in their own interests rather than conspiring with others.

[odeon]

The main reason why I post these things, is that when they come out for real in a few weeks time, you wont be able to say you weren't warned.

We'll be sure to quote you.

[odeon]

Any conspiracy theory that relies on vast numbers of people keeping a secret is generally bollocks.

Real conspiracies tend to involve different groups of people acting in their own interests rather than conspiring with others.

You're just saying that to hide the true facts.